AVOCADOCIOUS

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AVOCADOCIOUS

This morning I had an avocado that came all the way from Peru

Three thousand eight hundred and ten miles

If I flew there to pick one it would take nine hours and six minutes

One way

I could fly back from Peru with my avocado for around nine hundred dollars

Yet the one I had for breakfast was priced two for three dollars

What a bargain, what an amazing thing is an avocado

It's round pit designed to move through the digestive system 

Of the Giant Sloth, now sadly extinct

So we have replaced the giant sloth, discarding our pits

Wherever we want because, giant sloth or no giant sloth

Avocados will find a way to travel around the globe.

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DON'T FALL FOR IT

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DON'T FALL FOR IT

Prioritize your safety

First and foremost you must be safe

Before you move on to the next thing

Evaluate the steps you will take

To protect your life, safeguard your limbs

Shield your thoughts and mind

Secure your possessions and your money

From any skells you might find

It's wonderful to be a loving soul

Being kind and having fun

But safety and security, that is number one

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STAY TUNED

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STAY TUNED

What will I wear? What will I eat?

What kind of shoes will I put on my feet?

What will I think? What will I say?

I'm going to have what kind of day?

So many questions, my hope and my doubt

I'll just have to see how this day plays out

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THE RACES

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THE RACES

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Sometimes they go off to the races

Leaving only footprints in the dust

Racing off to do whatever

What they want or what they must

I wish them good luck at the races

I hope they have fun and are well

Sometimes they return from the races

With many a tale to tell

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IN THE PINK

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IN THE PINK

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Fill your mind with happy things

Bubbles and rainbows and dragonfly wings

Think about something you can do

To make today pleasant and fun for you

Think about history, think about stars

Think about walking around on Mars

Above all don't forecast disaster

Your ruin, your defeat - you must master

The content and direction of your mind

Thoughts that are curated and defined

To shoo away fear, block out dread

Cause we're only as happy as the thoughts in our head

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THE REAL PRESENT

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THE REAL PRESENT

Regret is only the wrapping paper

Not a thing in and of itself

Only the outer covering of a gift

Tear the wrapping off

Inside you will find a jewel of great value

A lesson that will save you untold heartache and worry

Once you hold the treasure in your hand

Crumple up the wrapping paper and throw it

In the trash

You don't need it, so it can be recycled into wisdom. 

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THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY

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THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY

Today is the most important day of your life

Because today is the day you have

The future isn't promised to us

The past is a story in our memory

Today shines like a golden sun coin in your hand

What can this coin buy?

Anything you can name or imagine

At midnight your hand will be empty

The golden coin spent

Never regret what you bought with your coin

Like the sun at dawn, a new coin will be given you

You might want to plan a shopping trip

The richest person on earth has only the same coin you do

I hope you buy a wonderful day, a vital day

The most important day of your life

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