Friday, May 1, 2020

Something you may not have seen before

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-w2nHxZ_4o

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Jokes of the day

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The programmer’s wife tells him: "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen."

The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.

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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

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Why was the cow wearing a bell?

Its horn didn't work.

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How do you age a goldfish?

Take out the "g".

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What do you call a famous fish?

A Starfish.

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Do you want me to tell you a joke backwards?

Then start laughing!

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What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite.

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A famous mathematician got a flat tire on his way to give a speech. He called to tell them he would be late. “I didn’t count on this.” he told them.

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Man, weddings are so emotional, you won't believe who I saw crying?

Who?

The cake. Can you imagine that! The cake was in tiers!

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"Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see."

~ Mark Twain ~
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Another lively song to get up and moving

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM__lPTWThU

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Quarantine Pro Life Tip

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Free Nook Books

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This is a constantly updating list of free Nook Books. The categories are on the left side of the page.



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Nook Audio

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https://www.nookaudiobooks.com/audiobook/103055/unnoticeables-the
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Kindle

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Death of a False Physician (Hippolyta Napier Book 2)

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01MYRLDW5/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

The Tainted Prize: Under Admiralty Orders - The Oliver Quintrell Series - Book 2

https://www.amazon.com/Tainted-Prize-Admiralty-Orders-Quintrell-ebook/dp/B00A8GEXYK/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

Alhambra

https://www.amazon.com/Alhambra-History-Legacy-Famous-Palace-ebook/dp/B071KSZ7BD/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_65?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=9PY3EW4SF9C5858TZPT6

Yoga

https://www.amazon.com/YOGA-ANATOMYS-KEYS-Functional-Beginners-ebook/dp/B087Q9NS4M/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_82?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=9PY3EW4SF9C5858TZPT6

Mosque

https://www.amazon.com/Mosque-Cristo-Luz-History-Legacy-ebook/dp/B07H3DQRH6/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_99?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=9PY3EW4SF9C5858TZPT6
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