Monday, March 2, 2020

Joke of the day

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Knock, knock. Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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"Libraries are reservoirs of strength, grace and wit, reminders of order, calm and continuity, lakes of mental energy, neither warm nor cold, light nor dark ... In any library in the world, I am at home, unselfconscious, still and absorbed."

— Germaine Greer

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Nook Audio

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https://www.nookaudiobooks.com/audiobook/130037/kill-the-father

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Kindle

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The Water Column (A Lila Piper Novel Book 1)

https://www.amazon.com/Water-Column-Lila-Piper-Novel-ebook/dp/B0854KJRWN/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

The Bloodbath Ritual: An American Thriller (The Alex Hollick FBI Series Book 1)

https://www.amazon.com/Bloodbath-Ritual-Alex-Hollick-Book-ebook/dp/B00AAPGYT6/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

Look To The Sky: A Companion to the Documentary Film

https://www.amazon.com/Look-Sky-Companion-Documentary-Film-ebook/dp/B079NQTXNF/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

Knowing

https://www.amazon.com/Knowing-Curtis-Rook-ebook/dp/B01KK9879Q/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

Innocent in Las Vegas: A Humorous Tiffany Black Mystery (Tiffany Black Mysteries Book 1)

https://www.amazon.com/Innocent-Las-Vegas-Humorous-Mysteries-ebook/dp/B00F0QWBNS/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

The Complete Renal Diet Cookbook 2020: Easy & Most Delicious Renal Diet Recipes to Stop Kidney Diseases

https://www.amazon.com/Complete-Renal-Diet-Cookbook-2020-ebook/dp/B084C44Y3R/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

The Law of Action: What You Think Doesn't Matter, Only What You Do

https://www.amazon.com/Law-Action-Think-Doesnt-Matter-ebook/dp/B083ZGDFCD/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

101 Science Fiction Short Stories

https://www.amazon.com/101-Science-Fiction-Short-Stories-ebook/dp/B0859R3XG5/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_47?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=3H7V09ZKD9A2ENQS91Q2

Managing House Helpers in Cross-Cultural Contexts: So They are a Valuable Source of Support and Help

https://www.amazon.com/Managing-House-Helpers-Cross-Cultural-Contexts-ebook/dp/B08523PTB6/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

The Twelve Powers of Man

https://www.amazon.com/Twelve-Powers-Man-Charles-Fillmore-ebook/dp/B0828DC71C/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_60?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=3XC2WH19DHDJKT8CZGPR

Tex-Mex Cuisine

https://www.amazon.com/Tex-Mex-Cuisine-Cookbook-Authentic-Foods-ebook/dp/B01NC02A6Q/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_68?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=3XC2WH19DHDJKT8CZGPR

Remembering Tomorrow

https://www.amazon.com/Remembering-Tomorrow-Daniel-Koert-ebook/dp/B081DF7BN9/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

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Sunday, March 1, 2020

Kindle

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Murder at Kensington Gardens: a 1920s cozy historical mystery (A Ginger Gold Mystery Book 6)

https://www.amazon.com/Murder-Kensington-Gardens-historical-mystery-ebook/dp/B0796XGL35/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

Behind the Darkened Glass

https://www.amazon.com/Behind-Darkened-Glass-Rachel-Heil-ebook/dp/B07MY1GCF4/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

Haunted: Holiday Mystery Thriller

https://www.amazon.com/Haunted-James-Kipling-ebook/dp/B06XR33798/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

Beach Town Boogie (Cass Destry Series Book 1)

https://www.amazon.com/Beach-Town-Boogie-Cass-Destry-ebook/dp/B00WOU6KXK/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

Mediumship: Psychic Medium

https://www.amazon.com/Mediumship-Channelling-Clairvoyance-Communication-Experience-ebook/dp/B01JEEJIEQ/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

The Ghost of Briarwych Church (The Briarwych Trilogy Book 3)

https://www.amazon.com/Ghost-Briarwych-Church-Trilogy-Book-ebook/dp/B07L5LPRF9/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

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Nook Audio

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https://www.nookaudiobooks.com/audiobook/79251/midnight-crossroad

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Tongue twister

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A box of biscuits, a box of mixed biscuits, a box of mixed biscuits in a biscuit mixer.


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Joke of the day ...

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A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a bar.

The bartender looks surprised to see a rabbit in his bar.

The rabbit shrugs and says, "What can I tell you? I'm a typo."
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Luke 14:31-32 New International Version (NIV)


31 “Or suppose a king is about to go to war against another king. Won’t he first sit down and consider whether he is able with ten thousand men to oppose the one coming against him with twenty thousand? 32 If he is not able, he will send a delegation while the other is still a long way off and will ask for terms of peace.


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