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Memory Class

An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association.

A few days after the class, the old man was outside talking with his neighbor about how much the class helped him.

"What was the name of the Instructor?" asked the neighbor.

"Oh, ummmm, let's see," the old man pondered.

"You know that flower, you know, the one that smells really nice but has those prickly thorns, what's that flower's name?"

"A rose?" asked the neighbor.

"Yes, that's it," replied the old man.

He then turned toward his house and shouted, "Hey, Rose, what's the name of the Instructor we took the memory class from?"
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Who can jump higher than the Empire State Building?
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You, because the Empire State Building can't jump!

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I took my kids to the Air and Space Museum. There was nothing there.

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A divorce court judge said to the husband,

"Mr. Geraghty, I have reviewed this case very carefully and I've decided to give your wife $800 a week."

"That's very fair, your Honor," he replied. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."

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What is a pig's favorite Shakespeare Play?


Hamlet
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What do pigs drive?


Pig up trucks.

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What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?


Auld Lang Swine
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What do you say to a naked pig?


I never sausage a body

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When the matriarch of a powerful family disappears, an unlikely duo join forces to figure out what happened to her.

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