Steven Wright quote of the day ...

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“Sorry... my mind was wandering... one time it went all the way to Venus and ordered a meal I couldn’t pay for.”
― Steven Wright


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Quote of the day ....

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"The best moments in reading are when you come across something - a thought, a feeling, a way of looking at things - which you had thought special and particular to you. And now, here it is, set down by someone else, a person you have never met, someone even who is long dead. And it is as if a hand has come out, and taken yours"
— Alan Bennett


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Joke of the day ....

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The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line.


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Steven Wright quote of the day ...

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“All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.”
― Steven Wright


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Encouraging words of the day ....

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"You must make a decision that you are going to move on. It wont happen automatically. You will have to rise up and say, ‘I don’t care how hard this is, I don’t care how disappointed I am, I’m not going to let this get the best of me. I’m moving on with my life."
— Joel Osteen


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Quote of the day ...

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"Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric."
— Bertrand Russell


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Joke of the day ...

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Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.


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