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(*_*) - Airlines - Pilots Vs. Ground Techs

It takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one; a reassurance to those of us who fly routinely in our jobs.

After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a 'gripe sheet,' which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.

Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by UPS pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers.

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
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P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
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P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.
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P: Dead bugs on windshield..
S: Live bugs on back-order.
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P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200-feet-per-minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground..
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P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
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P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.
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P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what friction locks are for.
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P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S: IFF is always inoperative in OFF mode.
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P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right..
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P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
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P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right and be serious.
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P:Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
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P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
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And the best one for last
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P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from the midget.

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Repeat List .. Oldie but Goodie ...

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SUMMER RE-RUN - Most, if not all of these books are still free, but be sure to check. I'll have a new list on Friday, as usual.

Greetings fellow Nookies! Thanks to all who come here and thanks to B&N for their great Nook and the nifty selections for today. Please be sure to check the price before you click "buy" to make sure they are still freebies. (The link for each book is below the title of the book.)

*Also- If you read a book and like it please consider leaving the author a good feedback.

CHILDREN/YA

Phonics: A Sounds - Book 1: Improve Your Child's Spelling and Reading Skills

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/phonics-katrina-kahler/1123507210?ean=2940152910407

A Common Language

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-common-language-caitlyn-bogart/1114770737?ean=2940044346246

Visions (The Mystical Encounters Series, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/visions-kimberly-readnour/1123516022?ean=2940152844993

Giggle Poetry Reading Lessons…

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/giggle-poetry-reading-lessons-sample-amy-buswell/1121369121?ean=9781451680867

PARANORMAL/ SCIFI/ FANTASY

A Reason to Live: A "Shadowdance" Variation

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-reason-to-live-mark-wooden/1124020856?ean=2940153099804

Future Visions: Original Science Fiction Inspired by Microsoft

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/future-visions-elizabeth-bear/1122956314?ean=9781595910936

Visions of Magic: The Kidnap of Gabrielle Ulan

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/visions-of-magic-shane-griffin/1114304588?ean=2940044257511

Carl Sagan's Hunt for Intelligent Life in the Universe (Archangel Project, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/carl-sagans-hunt-for-intelligent-life-in-the-universe-c-gockel/1123795968?ean=2940153195889

Distant Visions: Seven adventure tales exploring distant horizons

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/distant-visions-rob-richardson/1123963942?ean=9783739656335

Artificial Intelligence

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/artificial-intelligence-ray-daley/1114512230?ean=2940044299146

The Vampire's Vision

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-vampires-vision-shawn-wiseman/1123264494?ean=2940153058146

Girl Gone Nova: Part One (Project Enterprise)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/girl-gone-nova-pauline-baird-jones/1120870655?ean=2940151757768

Night Visions: Cursed (Part 1 of a 4 part Serial)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/night-visions-ariana-dupre/1120195899?ean=2940046131215

Vision

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/vision-john-sharp/1121299874?ean=2940046601978

The Ethereal Vision

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-ethereal-vision-liam-donnelly/1121650562?ean=2940151841368

After the Common Era: The Origin of James Doleman

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/after-the-common-era-sean-clarkson/1114844222?ean=2940044375420

First Vision of Destiny: Alicia

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/first-vision-of-destiny-alicia-kallysten/1101224353?ean=2940011147890

NONFICTION

Common Sense (Wisehouse Classics Edition)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/common-sense-thomas-paine/1123153855?ean=9789176370551

Drive, Ride, Repeat: The Mostly-True Account of a Cross-Country Car and Bicycle Adventure

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/drive-ride-repeat-al-macy/1119199438?ean=2940151980142

Facebook Logout: Experiences and Reasons to Leave it

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/facebook-logout-experiences-and-reasons-to-leave-it-ivo-quartiroli/1108486537?ean=2940032989257

50 Reasons Why My Wife Is Amazing

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/50-reasons-why-my-wife-is-amazing-jason-king/1114041845?ean=2940045108874

Common Grounds

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/common-grounds-lee-warren/1122106109?ean=2940152133912

175 Common American English Idioms

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/175-common-american-english-idioms-madeleine-doan/1119854848?ean=9781312196506

90 Common French Phrases Every French Learner Should Know

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/90-common-french-phrases-every-french-learner-should-know-frederic-bibard/1120878011?ean=2940046446609

Boxing Science: Skills

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/boxing-science-skills-book-a-reference-guide-for-boxing-beginners-chadrick-wigle/1112317758?ean=2940044725423

Computer Vision Metrics: Survey, Taxonomy, and Analysis

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/computer-vision-metrics-scott-krig/1119412003?ean=9781430259305

Is There a Common Understanding of What Constitutes Cyber Warfare?

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/is-there-a-common-understanding-of-what-constitutes-cyber-warfare-shane-martin-coughlan/1123645145?ean=9781329987838

Meet Greet and Prosper

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/meet-greet-and-prosper-roy-sheppard/1103595464?ean=2940011320712

Principles and Practices of Quality Assurance

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/principles-and-practices-of-quality-assurance-ann-gravells/1124265775?ean=9781473994331

Social Skills 2-in-1 **BOX SET*

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/social-skills-2-in-1-box-set-ramit-gupta/1123475863?ean=2940152832266

Calm Down! Step-by-Step to a Calm, Relaxed, and Brilliant Family Dog (Essential Skills for a Brilliant Family Dog, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/calm-down-step-by-step-to-a-calm-relaxed-and-brilliant-family-dog-beverley-courtney/1123511883?ean=2940152822311

Avoid the 5 Most Common Saltwater Aquarium Mistakes

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/avoid-the-5-most-common-saltwater-aquarium-mistakes-albert-b-ulrich-iii/1118621033?ean=2940045684125

Social Skills Worries One Minute Relaxation

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/social-skills-worries-one-minute-relaxation-earnest-long/1114142050?ean=2940044212107

A Training Guide on Essential Protection Skills for Children with Mild Mental Disability

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-training-guide-on-essential-protection-skills-for-children-with-mild-mental-disability-befree-program/1114043715?ean=2940045134729

35 Reasons People Might Not Like You And Tips To Improving Your Relationship With Them

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/35-reasons-people-might-not-like-you-and-tips-to-improving-your-relationship-with-them-dele-oguntimehin/1123886038?ean=2940153055763

Life Beyond Reason: A Memoir of Mania

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/life-beyond-reason-kevin-rhodes/1119720792?ean=2940046001808

Winning Techniques for Public Speaking and Presenting

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/winning-techniques-for-public-speaking-and-presenting-chris-davidson/1124077331?ean=2940153413334

How to Improve Your Leadership and Management Skills

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-to-improve-your-leadership-and-management-skills-meir-liraz/1116913043?ean=9781501470424

2016 Commercial & Industrial Common Interest Development Act

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/2016-commercial-industrial-common-interest-development-act-epsten-grinnell-howell/1123327713?ean=2940152781748

The Best Little Book On Hiring

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-best-little-book-on-hiring-john-bishop/1121774745?ean=9781483552651

Survival Skills for School: Successful Study Techniques

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/survival-skills-for-school-catherine-ogorman/1116863335?ean=2940045249027

Survival Skills for School: Test-Taking Skills and Strategies

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/survival-skills-for-school-catherine-ogorman/1116863329?ean=2940045249409

Survival Skills for School: Organizing Your Way to an "A"

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/survival-skills-for-school-catherine-ogorman/1116863297?ean=2940045248457

Life Skills Training Manual

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/life-skills-training-manual-arthur-jjackson/1122557824?ean=9781329448674

Developing Soft Skills: An On-the-Go Workshop

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/developing-soft-skills-debra-wheatman/1115835379?ean=2940044593626

How to Approach Learning: What teachers and students should know about succeeding in school (Study Skills)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-to-approach-learning-fiona-mcpherson/1121877463?ean=2940152199857

Positive Learning Skills

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/positive-learning-skills-will-clark/1119387475?ean=2940045859509

How to Develop the Skills of Solving Problems

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-to-develop-the-skills-of-solving-problems-sesan-oguntade/1123892434?ean=2940153060873

Practical Map & Compass Skills (Practical Survival Series, #12)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/practical-map-compass-skills-tony-nester/1123499741?ean=2940152831283

Bushcraft: Bushcraft Skills For Beginners

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/bushcraft-the-blokehead/1121923390?ean=2940151917599

A Beginner's Guide to Desert Survival Skills

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-beginners-guide-to-desert-survival-skills-dueep-j-singh/1120364403?ean=2940046067965

10 Easy Ways To Master Communication Skills

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/10-easy-ways-to-master-communication-skills-jason-travis/1122694925?ean=2940152237856

HEALTH/WELLNESS

Essential Oils For Allergies

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/essential-oils-for-allergies-scott-jenkins/1122518920?ean=2940152325669

Your 5-Minute Metaphysical Power Healing Guide: The Common Cold

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/your-5-minute-metaphysical-power-healing-guide-mimmo-gasbarri/1111940145?ean=2940044665972

Is There a Doctor In the House: Common Sense Medical Insights and Anecdotes from a Veteran Family Physician

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/is-there-a-doctor-in-the-house-dr-glenn-m-cosh/1115291421?ean=9781300906339

Drink Your Carbs: eat. drink. sweat. REPEAT

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/drink-your-carbs-steven-deutsch/1121232727?ean=2940151945608

COOKING

Tasty & Thin Grilling & Sides

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/tasty-thin-grilling-sides-nashina-asaria/1112317232?ean=2940044714656

Pie Recipes

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/pie-recipes-nancy-ross/1124120591?ean=2940153377858

Mediterranean Diet Cookbook - Best Recipes for Healthy Weight Loss

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mediterranean-diet-cookbook-best-recipes-for-healthy-weight-loss-mario-fortunato/1121098280?ean=2940151750394

Electric Pressure Cooker Cookbook

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/electric-pressure-cooker-cookbook-vanessa-olsen/1123760932?ean=2940153039510

Paleo Diet For Beginners Amazing Recipes

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/paleo-diet-for-beginners-amazing-recipes-for-paleo-snacks-paleo-lunches-paleo-smoothies-paleo-desserts-paleo-breakfast-and-paleo-dinners-ned-campbell/1123196967?ean=2940152547771

CrockPot / Slow Cook Low Carb Recipes (Low Carb Reference, #6)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/crockpot-slow-cook-low-carb-recipes-lisa-shea/1121030357?ean=2940151752084

The Ultimate Fruit Infused Water Recipe Book

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-ultimate-fruit-infused-water-recipe-book-orlando-scott/1124218491?ean=2940153392769

The Ultimate Smoothie Recipe Book

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-ultimate-smoothie-recipe-book-orlando-scott/1124218641?ean=2940153315973

Low Carb Slow Cooker - Deliciously Simple Low Carb Recipes For Healthy Living

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/low-carb-slow-cooker-sara-banks/1121954078?ean=2940152154962

The Wholesome Cook Companion

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-wholesome-cook-companion-martyna-angell/1123368993?ean=9781489206787

ROMANCE

The Only Reason for the London Season

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-only-reason-for-the-london-season-kristin-vayden/1118620168?ean=2940045704892

The Vision, A Dark Romance

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-vision-a-dark-romance-april-grey/1108337606?ean=2940032973652

The Bare Witch Project

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-bare-witch-project-celeste-hall/1120724560;jsessionid=352D136EADA80EB9EACF45EFB4E47199.prodny_store01-atgap06?ean=2940046394054

Blame it on Mistletoe (North Pole, Alaska, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/blame-it-on-mistletoe-noelle-fox/1122576942?ean=2940152226386

Some Like It Perfect (A Temporary Engagement)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/some-like-it-perfect-megan-bryce/1119080886?ean=2940045806947

It's Not My Favorite (The Lake Effect Series, Book 1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/its-not-my-favorite-rue/1119403830?ean=2940152506235

Make Me Forget (It's Kind Of Personal, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/make-me-forget-anna-brooks/1120724427?ean=2940046328639

All The Right Reasons [Damaged Heroes 3] (BookStrand Publishing Romance)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/all-the-right-reasons-damaged-heroes-book-3-sandy-james/1100404280?ean=9781606013083

CHRISTIAN/ CLEAN/ HISTORIC

A Cowboy's Salvation (Clean and Wholesome Western Cowboy Romance)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-cowboys-salvation-taylor-r-lawson/1124100067?ean=2940153391359

All the Way to Heaven

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/all-the-way-to-heaven-becky-doughty/1122509360?ean=2940152086546

Rania Ropes a Rancher (Brides with Grit, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/rania-ropes-a-rancher-linda-hubalek/1122172453?ean=2940152775730

The Billionaire's First Christmas: A Sweet Christmas Romance

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-billionaires-first-christmas-holly-rayner/1123955695?ean=2940153087948

Mail Order Bride - A Bride for Carlton (Sun River Brides, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mail-order-bride-a-bride-for-carlton-karla-gracey/1123871530?ean=2940153219103

Christian Romance: Heaven on Earth... [4 Beautiful Christian Romance Stories]

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/christian-romance-joanne-sawyer/1123851961?ean=2940153038360

Millie Marries a Marshal (Brides with Grit, #2)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/millie-marries-a-marshal-linda-k-hubalek/1122604303?ean=2940152780932

Ring of Truth (Silver Script Novels, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/ring-of-truth-jaclyn-weist/1122935858?ean=2940153198590

Mail Order Bride Margaret (Montana Destiny Brides, Book 1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mail-order-bride-margaret-amelia-rose/1123741171?ean=2940152995992

The Spice Bride (The Emberton Brothers Series, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-spice-bride-karen-aminadra/1123660355?ean=2940153253374

Mail Order Bride - A Bride for Ethan (Sun River Brides, #3)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mail-order-bride-a-bride-for-ethan-karla-gracey/1123878533?ean=2940152745481

Falling for You (Searching for Love, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/falling-for-you-christine-kersey/1123222422?ean=2940152776034

My Heart To Keep (The McPhee Clan

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/my-heart-to-keep-jillian-hart/1123596044?ean=2940152288568

An Unextraordinary Life

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/an-unextraordinary-life-jo-hollywood/1123861689?ean=2940153042725

Mail Order Bride - A Bride for Daniel (Sun River Brides, #6)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mail-order-bride-a-bride-for-daniel-karla-gracey/1124295940?ean=2940153188683

FICTION

A Teacher's Guide for a Prayer for Owen Meany: Common-Core Aligned Teacher Materials and a Sample Chapter

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-teachers-guide-for-a-prayer-for-owen-meany-john-irving/1119566050?ean=9780062374295

A Teacher's Guide to American Tapestry: Common-Core Aligned Teacher Materials and a Sample Chapter

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-teachers-guide-to-american-tapestry-rachel-l-swarns/1119566052?ean=9780062374318

A Teacher's Guide to Lincoln: Common-Core Aligned Teacher Materials and a Sample Chapter

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-teachers-guide-to-lincoln-harold-holzer/1119566046?ean=9780062374257

A Teacher's Guide to Their Eyes Were Watching God: Common-Core Aligned Teacher Materials and a Sample Chapter

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-teachers-guide-to-their-eyes-were-watching-god-zora-neale-hurston/1119566047?ean=9780062374264

A Teacher's Guide to Brave New World: Common-Core Aligned Teacher Materials and a Sample Chapter

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-teachers-guide-to-brave-new-world-aldous-huxley/1119566048?ean=9780062374271

A Teacher's Guide to Ladies of Liberty: Common-Core Aligned Teacher Materials and a Sample Chapter

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-teachers-guide-to-ladies-of-liberty-cokie-roberts/1119566051?ean=9780062374301

A Teacher's Guide to Our Town: Common-Core Aligned Teacher Materials and a Sample Chapter

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-teachers-guide-to-our-town-thornton-wilder/1119566053?ean=9780062374332

A Teacher's Guide to Founding Mothers: Common-Core Aligned Teacher Materials and a Sample Chapter

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-teachers-guide-to-founding-mothers-cokie-roberts/1119566049?ean=9780062374288

A Teacher's Guide to The Alchemist: Common-Core Aligned Teacher Materials and a Sample Chapter

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-teachers-guide-to-the-alchemist-paulo-coelho/1119566045?ean=9780062374240

The Great Mother

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-great-mother-beth-reason/1119159921?ean=2940045816533

Common Social Disabilities

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/common-social-disabilities-william-sellers/1124099514;jsessionid=B72812A6EE0B13F934C5266ED8F2A1A7.prodny_store01-atgap05?ean=9781365244575

SPIRITUALITY/ PHILOSOPHY/ RELIGION

Common Christian Teachings Compared With a Course In Miracles Teachings

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/common-christian-teachings-compared-with-a-course-in-miracles-teachings-alan-steinle/1117011980?ean=9781329746145

Common Misreads Of Reality

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/common-misreads-of-reality-damion-boyd/1123735840?ean=2940152992090

Isaiah's End-Time Vision: The Desert Shall "Blossom As the Rose" - and So Shall the Universe!

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/isaiahs-end-time-vision-gerald-flurry/1117683569?ean=9781304502025

Jeremiah and the Greatest Vision In the Bible

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/jeremiah-and-the-greatest-vision-in-the-bible-gerald-flurry/1117683570?ean=9781304502049

One Vision, Ten Meditations, Half A Dozen Angels

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/one-vision-ten-meditations-half-a-dozen-angels-john-porter/1109801445?ean=2940033078332

Dreams, Visions and Seers

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dreams-visions-and-seers-peter-mcarthur/1119887028?ean=2940046040968

Greeting Buddha

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/greeting-buddha-john-moncure-wetterau/1123294062?ean=2940152595475

8 Reasons Your Life Matters

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/8-reasons-your-life-matters-john-herrick/1115381215?ean=2940044534131

The Logic of Faith: The Scales of Reason

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-logic-of-faith-domenic-marbaniang/1115550399?ean=9781304035325

Jesus & Mary in the Qur'an

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/jesus-mary-in-the-quran-peace-vision/1109230606?ean=9781471604478

The Prophet Muhammad as a Husband

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-prophet-muhammad-as-a-husband-peace-vision/1108931408?ean=9781471629518

Captive to Reason

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/captive-to-reason-vincent-cheung/1120952967?ean=9781312708570

Common or Garden Dharma. Essays on Contemporary Buddhism, Volume 1

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/common-or-garden-dharma-essays-on-contemporary-buddhism-volume-1-michel-clasquin-johnson/1029803532?ean=2940011200670

A Plain Book Of Common Sense For Your Life And Christian Faith

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-plain-book-of-common-sense-for-your-life-and-christian-faith-patrick-kelly/1116985865?ean=2940045287692

MYSTERY/ THRILLER

DI Matt Barnes 1: A Reason To Kill

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/di-matt-barnes-1-michael-kerr/1114305206?ean=2940044267909

White Jade (The Project, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/white-jade-alexander-lukeman/1104512196;jsessionid=352D136EADA80EB9EACF45EFB4E47199.prodny_store01-atgap06?ean=2940152160642

Drone (State Of Reason Mystery, Prequel)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/drone-miles-a-maxwell/1123955500?ean=2940153085562

Loss Of Reason (State Of Reason Mystery, Book 1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/loss-of-reason-miles-a-maxwell/1122841075?ean=2940152419849

COVER ART

It Started With Love: A Paranormal Shifter Romance (Heart of a Bear, Book 1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/it-started-with-love-mary-phisher/1122783939?ean=2940152758887

Bearing It All (The Jamesburg Shifters, #2)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/bearing-it-all-lynn-red/1118923373?ean=2940152673746

SPECULATION

God-Inspired Visions and Dreams

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/god-inspired-visions-and-dreams-glenn-w-worthington/1108337021?ean=2940032979418

Artificial intelligence and expert systems : will they change the library?

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/artificial-intelligence-and-expert-systems-clinic-on-library-applications-of-data-processing/1025810332?ean=2940017430163

HUMOR

Leave Me Alone! Greeting Messages for the Misanthropist

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/leave-me-alone-greeting-messages-for-the-misanthropist-virgil-h-castleberry/1114821227?ean=2940044363533

POETRY

The Persistence Of Tunnel Vision

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-persistence-of-tunnel-vision-rori-okeeffe/1116157809?ean=2940044654129

A Clear Vision

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-clear-vision-j-samuel/1124265693?ean=2940153157900
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Iran.
Iran who?
Iran all the way here and boy am I tired. ...
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Why Cinderella was never picked for the soccer team?

Because she runs away from the ball.

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What falls but doesn't get hurt?
Rain
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What always goes up, but never comes down?
Your age
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What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
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Joke of the Day ...

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(^_^) - Got Milk?

A wife asks her husband, a software engineer...

"Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!"

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, "Why the heck did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" 

He replied, "They had eggs."    

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B&N Free Friday Selection....

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B&N Free Friday Selection:


The Secret of the Stones (Sean Wyatt Mystery Thriller Series, #1)


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-secret-of-the-stones-ernest-dempsey/1021821841?ean=2940152211665

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LIST FOR FRIDAY MAY 26, 2017

Greetings fellow Nookies! Thanks to all who come here and thanks to B&N for their great Nook and the nifty selections for today. Please be sure to check the price before you click "buy" to make sure they are still freebies. (The link for each book is below the title of the book.)

*Also- If you read a book and like it please consider leaving the author a good feedback.

CHILDREN/YA

The Break

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-break-ann-jet-sieg/1121687790?ean=2940151863636

Count on Teddy

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/count-on-teddy-maxwell-grantly/1124249579?ean=2940153154893

Count Me In!

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/count-me-in-gary-davis/1125424292?ean=2940154183304

Counting Crows

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/counting-cows-ryan-bright/1111939322?ean=2940033299256

PARANORMAL/ SCIFI/ FANTASY

Dark and Broken Souls

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dark-broken-souls-ej-king/1125579048?ean=2940154182000

Dark Wolf

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/touch-a-dark-wolf-jennifer-st-giles/1100318421?ean=2940046353617

The Count

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-count-of-samerand-and-the-ghost-of-belgravia-bryan-porter/1111649638?ean=2940033254378

Zombie King

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/zombie-king-and-other-scary-short-stories-for-halloween-david-anthony/1120667155?ean=2940045613071

Alchemist

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-alchemist-other-dark-tales-john-peters/1115240280?ean=2940016670492

Shorecliff

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-shorecliff-horror-and-other-stories-rufus-woodward/1122300145?ean=2940152030778

The Garage

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-garage-and-other-pulp-horror-stories-joe-zito/1123192644?ean=2940152586121

Lullaby

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/lullaby-and-other-weird-tales-juan-diaz-jr/1117557549?ean=2940045452250

Twisted Fate

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/twisted-fate-and-other-short-stories-j-parker/1125253663?ean=2940153878669

Witch's Mirror

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-witchs-mirror-and-other-stories-ratan-lal-basu/1104562601?ean=2940011407383

Dragon Hoard

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dragon-hoard-and-other-tales-of-faerie-cathleen-townsend/1123022588?ean=2940152481914

This Other World

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/this-other-world-ac-buchanan/1124182792?ean=2940153359151

Seven Caves

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-seven-caves-and-other-spine-tingling-short-stories-laura-a-h-elliott/1113049963?ean=2940044838185

Zombies

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/zombies-other-unpleasant-things-william-bebb/1114303915?ean=2940044246775

Eternal Bliss

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/eternal-bliss-at-dawns-light-multi-author-anthology/1125488218?ean=2940154199329

Earth - Last Sanctuary (Universe in Flames book 1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/earth-last-sanctuary-mr-christian-kallias/1122668206?ean=2940152967296

More by this author:

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/ryonnas-wrath-christian-kallias/1125362597?ean=2940153915548

Horror in the Library

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-horror-in-the-library-and-other-stories-sam-kurd/1122663564?ean=2940152351965

Of Pagan Gods

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/of-pagan-gods-and-other-tales-thomas-james/1120440688?ean=2940046206654

Grave Clouds

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/grave-clouds-other-dark-tales-john-allen/1123644481?ean=2940152765625

The Other One

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-other-one-hollybodger/1125896602?ean=2940154038413

Clean Hands (The Womb, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/clean-hands-richard-b-knight/1122344204?ean=2940152240603

Growing

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-growing-problem-and-other-selected-shorts-tami-fenton/1125171647?ean=2940153864105

Counting Up

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/counting-up-to-infinity-allen-fleishman/1114045157?ean=2940044197695

Origami Dragon

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-origami-dragon-and-other-tales-c-h-aalberry/1116058960?ean=2940044623972

The Archive of Lost Dreams and other paranormal tales

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-archive-of-lost-dreams-and-other-paranormal-tales-lissa-bilyk/1108076875?ean=2940032940173

Weekend Witches

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-weekend-witches-and-other-stories-lynne-roberts/1118892813?ean=2940045744089

Dragon's Heart

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-dragons-heart-eden-ashe/1117407741?ean=9781616505073

Other

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/other-karen-kincy/1102823746?ean=2940153931630

NONFICTION

Coaching Courses

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/easily-create-coaching-courses-that-earn-revenue-and-establish-your-brand-jacob-mcmillen/1122188802?ean=2940151985000

The Slavery of Extreme Minimalism and other Minimalist Musings

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-slavery-of-extreme-minimalism-and-other-minimalist-musings-annie-jean-brewer/1121205841?ean=2940046568974

Eva Gore Booth, the Other Sister

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/eva-gore-booth-the-other-sister-brighid-osullivan/1123644423?ean=2940153175317

Why did the Northern Rebellion in 1569 fail in comparison to other Tudor rebellions?

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/why-did-the-northern-rebellion-in-1569-fail-in-comparison-to-other-tudor-rebellions-adam-freeman/1125075511?ean=2940153827094

Declutter

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/declutter-your-home-effectively-house-cleaning-hacks-to-a-clutter-free-life-k-collins/1124074037?ean=2940153114408

House Cleaning

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-to-start-your-own-house-cleaning-company-angela-brown-oberer-the-house-cleaning-guru/1123256191?ean=2940152858655

HEALTH/WELLNESS

Block Busters

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/block-busters-36-exercises-to-break-your-creative-blocks-gregory-f-huff/1124144457?ean=2940153135649

Rabbits With Horns

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/rabbits-with-horns-and-other-astounding-viruses-carl-zimmer/1114022243?ean=9780226048734

Losing Myself

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/losing-myself-but-not-entirely-how-i-lost-a-whole-other-me-and-kept-her-from-coming-back-t-l-ingham/1112133486?ean=2940044685635

A.D.D. 28 Years and Counting My Life With Attention Deficit Disorder

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/add-28-years-and-counting-my-life-with-attention-deficit-disorder-ava-fails/1126090591?ean=2940152219210

ROMANCE

If I Break

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/if-i-break-portia-moore/1119711186?ean=2940152146561

Pretty Broken Girl

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/pretty-broken-girl-jeana-e-mann/1122871136?ean=2940152690163

Prickly Heat

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/prickly-heat-and-other-stories-molly-cannon/1120873787?ean=2940151741422

Where My Heart Breaks (A Willoughby Inn Love Story)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/where-my-heart-breaks-ivy-sinclair/1116793090?ean=2940148527176

Confessions of the Cleaning Lady

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/confessions-of-the-cleaning-lady-miriam-newman/1017477304?ean=9781921347627

Half Broke (Veterans Affairs, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/half-broke-a-e-wasp/1125190216?ean=2940153387741

Breaking Free

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/breaking-free-teresa-j-reasor/1104704330?ean=2940012806109

Broken Protocols

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/broken-protocols-book-1-dale-mayer/1119662671?ean=2940149382330

CHRISTIAN/ CLEAN/ HISTORIC

Broken Wings

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/broken-wings-dianne-price/1116810338?ean=2940148804475

Island Promise

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/island-promise-sandra-e-sinclair/1123889237?ean=2940154186725

Desperate Bride

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mail-order-bride-faye-sonja/1123645730?ean=2940153166988

My Boss' Wedding

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/my-boss-wedding-john-rye/1126358217?ean=2940154353615

Ada's Secret

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mail-order-bride-faye-sonja/1123576081?ean=2940152852202

Chastened

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mail-order-bride-faye-sonja/1123671902?ean=2940153239217

Lost Fortune

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/lost-fortune-sandra-e-sinclair/1125512400?ean=2940154210048

Abandoned

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mail-order-bride-faye-sonja/1124084352?ean=2940153214450

Finding Home

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/finding-home-jason-patrick/1124675754?ean=2940156868278

Marquesse

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/clean-regency-romance-jessie-bennett/1125397387?ean=2940154170526

Yearning

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mail-order-bride-faye-sonja/1123400788?ean=2940152782493

Mismatched

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mail-order-bride-faye-sonja/1123671849?ean=2940152821086

Twin

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-sheikhs-twin-baby-surprise-holly-rayner/1126384253?ean=2940154362884

Half Blind

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mail-order-bride-faye-sonja/1123334607?ean=2940152820935

Margaret

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mail-order-bride-margaret-amelia-rose/1123741171?ean=2940152995992

Thanksgiving

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mail-order-bride-faye-sonja/1123562762?ean=2940152776874

One Arm

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mail-order-bride-faye-sonja/1123576143?ean=2940152732856

Alexandra

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/alexandra-lauren-royal/1124782662?ean=2940151109864

Fated Souls

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/fated-souls-dean-murray/1125457022?ean=2940157264093

Desperate Cowboy

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mail-order-bride-desperate-cowboy-seeks-mail-order-bride-to-save-ranch-rosie-attwood/1123636144?ean=2940152714111

Reluctant Preacher

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mail-order-bride-big-beautiful-bride-for-the-reluctant-preacher-rosie-attwood/1123490041?ean=2940152844573

Retreat

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-retreat-veda-whitfield/1126402717?ean=2940154370384

Heaven's Jubilee And Other Short Stories

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/heavens-jubilee-faith-blum/1123897383?ean=2940153318400

FICTION

Erotica

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/erotica-sex-stories-with-photos-spring-break-fionna-free-man/1124582874?ean=9781312210882

The Man Who Loved Christmas And Other Short Stories

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-man-who-loved-christmas-and-other-short-stories-alice-valdal/1117587256?ean=2940045471015

Crescent Moon Masacre

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/crescent-moon-masacre-and-other-tales-of-horror-grv-stone/1025706459?ean=2940011075049

Frost

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/frost-and-other-stories-michelle-browne/1117953095?ean=2940045543583

Brooklyn

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-other-side-of-brooklyn-brooklyn-june-fourshadough/1124360317?ean=2940153004143

Christian Tomatoes

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/christian-tomatoes-lee-a-jackson/1125494552?ean=2940153962351

A Lady

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-lady-of-many-charms-and-other-stories-heidi-wessman-kneale/1123588791?ean=2940152821048

The Country of the Blind

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/country-of-the-blind-and-other-stories-h-g-wells/1100028265?ean=9781365891618

Juarez Square

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/juarez-square-and-other-stories-dl-young/1122295691?ean=2940152807745

Grass Monkey

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-grass-monkey-and-other-dark-tales-scott-langrel/1114043083?ean=2940045126045

Old Maid

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-old-maid-and-other-stories-rufus-woodward/1122300123?ean=2940152030518

Other Side

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/on-the-other-side-of-nowhere-elodie-james/1126258305?ean=9780244301293

Innocence Lost

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/innocence-lost-and-other-stories-kilani-sky-sierra/1125582564?ean=2940153987576

Count Your Blessings: A Novella

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/count-your-blessings-sharon-sala/1121486062?ean=9781492619284

The Plan

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-plan-and-other-short-stories-stephen-brandon/1114863523?ean=2940044378704

Ignored

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-ignored-and-two-other-short-stories-voice-of-the-mute-tales-volume-1-eduardo-suastegui/1120696987?ean=2940046391329

Carousel

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-carousel-and-other-short-stories-sharon-haste/1126368137?ean=2940154338780

The Other Girl

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-other-girl-pam-jenoff/1119640982?ean=9781459256415

Break Bread

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/break-bread-jmar/1122059637?ean=2940151950886

Pretty Filthy Lies (Pretty Broken, #2)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/pretty-filthy-lies-jeana-e-mann/1122928527?ean=2940152680959

SPIRITUALITY/ PHILOSOPHY/ RELIGION

Proverbs 31

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-proverbs-31-woman-and-other-biblical-women-sheila-graham/1112133290?ean=2940044685727

Existence

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-existence-of-souls-and-other-blatherings-tj-seitz/1112407322?ean=2940044734128

Islam

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/islam-and-other-faiths-ijaz-chaudry/1117496844?ean=9781291576047

MYSTERY/ THRILLER

Annie's 1st Break (The Annie McCauley Romantic Comedy Mysteries, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/annies-1st-break-willee-amsden/1122653024?ean=2940152317985

Live and Let Diet

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/live-and-let-diet-morgana-best/1123596671?ean=2940152828764

A Clean Getaway

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-clean-getaway-bobby-mathews/1108565388?ean=2940033007196

A Good Clean, A Harsh Clean

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-good-clean-a-harsh-clean-brian-martinez/1027248768?ean=2940011120824

Invasion

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/invasion-of-privacy-and-other-short-stories-jim-liston/1116351909?ean=2940045196208

Murder at the Break

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-at-the-break-cg-prado/1107710463?ean=2940032860655

I Am Trying To Break Your Heart (Caffeine Nights Short Shots, #3)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/i-am-trying-to-break-your-heart-nick-quantrill/1115423654?ean=2940016790787

Prison Break- Fast at Tiffany's

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/prison-break-fast-at-tiffanys-manuela-cardiga/1112411587?ean=2940044751446

Hero's Break

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/heros-break-pa-ross/1113845620?ean=2940045061988

SPECULATION / THEORIES

A Definitive White Paper: Systemic Educational Reform (The Recommended Course of Action for Practitioners of Teaching and Learning)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-definitive-white-paper-kenneth-fetterman/1125546438?ean=2940153978598

How to Argue

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-to-argue-with-leftists-a-winning-strategy-to-dealing-with-the-other-side-daniel-a-amerson/1125960825?ean=2940154271100

Art of Houdini

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-art-of-the-houdini-scientist-and-the-other-soulless-zombies-who-were-never-here-tr-nowry/1029488910?ean=2940011160820

COVER ART

Break of the Moon

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/break-of-the-moon-sophia-hampton/1121876965?ean=2940152145656

Vampire's Kiss

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-vampires-kiss-ramona-gray/1120526975?ean=2940046223941

PSYCHOLOGY

Get More Sex

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-get-more-sex-get-better-sex-course-week-1-jeremy-parker/1111649685?ean=2940033257850

Honest Guide

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-honest-guide-for-grooms-man-to-man-advice-about-suits-speeches-best-men-bucks-parties-budgets-and-other-wedding-decisions-a-happily-married-man/1115766425?ean=2940044585317

Portals of Destiny: Practical Counsel for Setting Your Life on Course

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/portals-of-destiny-philip-amiola/1120146776?ean=2940045946056

Break Barriers

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-to-break-barriers-and-experience-big-breakthroughs-in-30-days-spiritual-strategies-to-overcome-your-debts-obstacles-losses-pains-and-setbacks-discover-new-opportunities-daniel-okpara/1124386288?ean=2940153167404

Destiny

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-to-break-into-your-destiny-and-solve-stubborn-problems-moses-a-ojute/1115292234?ean=2940044516076

HUMOR

Off Course

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/off-course-simon-haynes/1107877757?ean=2940032877257

Old Phonies, Cronies and Other Baloney

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/old-phonies-cronies-and-other-baloney-ray-steelman/1111504300?ean=2940153154015

Smoke Break

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/smoke-break-leo-cittadini/1125427554?ean=2940157582531

Break the News to Me Gently

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/break-the-news-to-me-gently-tim-patrick/1020987354?ean=2940000821770

Tattooed Lesbian Jailbird and other Chronicles

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 POETRY

Why Did We Break Up

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Break Down

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The Black Book

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Poetry

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Fallen Gate

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Weave

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Free Kindle Vampire Series..

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(^_^) - Puns, For the Educated Mind

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .

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3. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

10.. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'

14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then, it hit me.

15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said, 'Keep off the Grass.'

16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'

17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

18. A man sent ten entries to the pun contest hoping to win, but unfortunately no pun in ten did.

19. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

20. When Roy Rodgers saw his boots were chewed he was upset. Since he had numerous cats running around Dale pointed at the trouble maker and said, "Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new boots?"

21. A backward poet writes inverse.

22. In democracy, it's your vote that counts. In feudalism, it's your count that votes.

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What do you call a flipped-over Easter Bunny?

Hop-side-down
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If a plane crashed on the border of the U.S. and Mexico, where would you bury the survivors?

Nowhere, you wouldn't bury survivors

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"I guess that’s all forever is...Just one long trail of nows. And I guess all you can do is try and live one now at a time without getting too worked up about the last now or the next now."
— Nicholas Evans (The Horse Whisperer)

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Q - What kind of doctor treats ducks?
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Why did the child study in the airplane?
He wanted a higher education!
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Bad writing of the Day - Another "winner" in the Bulwer-Lytton bad writing contest:


Once upon a time, a very very very long time ago (ever so long ago), a teeny tiny weeny furry bear (smaller than most) named Norbert Smythe lived with a great many other teeny tiny weeny fury bears in a cozy cave lined with cupboards filled with gooey treats fixed by Norbert's mummy (who loved him just as much as your mummy loves you and always tucked him into his teeny tiny weeny furry bed ea...ch night and dressed him each morning in little blue coveralls and a red and white stripped jersey and a cunning little sailor hat) in the middle, the absolute center, of a great big huge enormous forest and lots of bunnies and squirrels and mice and ducks and quite a few lambs and puppies and just a few kittens lived just around the corner so Norbert had ever so many exciting adventures and all-round fun times; this is the story of just one of those all-round fun times and if you like this story, you can ask mummy and daddy to buy you all the rest of the forty-seven books in this series.

Gail Cain, San Francisco, CA

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What did the navy bean say to the kidney bean?

How you, bean?
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Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop
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Joke of the day ...

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(*_*) - The Pharmacy

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.

The man at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?' 'Eight', the boy replied.
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The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'

The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four.
We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike.
Right now, he can't do none of those'.

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B&N Friday Selection ...

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Slow Burn (book #1 The Fitzgerald Family)


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Free Books May 19, 2017 ...

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LIST FOR FRIDAY MAY 19, 2017

Greetings fellow Nookies! Thanks to all who come here and thanks to B&N for their great Nook and the nifty selections for today. Please be sure to check the price before you click "buy" to make sure they are still freebies. (The link for each book is below the title of the book.)

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CHILDREN/YA

Who Ate the Cake?

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Nutty

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The Book That Proves Time Travel Happens

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Scraps

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PARANORMAL/ SCIFI/ FANTASY

You Were What You Eat

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The Death Bump

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Through Time

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Stella

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Unreal

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Things That Go Bump

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Four Course Devil

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Killer Charms

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Time's Enemy (Saturn Society, #1)

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Midnight Falls

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Ides of March

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Thread of Time

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Next Move

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Time to Kill

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Moving Spirits

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They Sat Outside Eating Cake

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NONFICTION

Computer Moving

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Moving Ahead

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100 Greatest Novels

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Notes of Constitutional Decisions

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Historic Dress

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Spatial Analysis

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Business English

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Facebook

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Communication

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Small Business

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Practical Decisions

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STEM Teacher

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Fly For Free

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Become a Nurse

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Massage

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Read Me First: A Take Control Crash Course

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Destin Learning Course Guide

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Almost Organic

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How to Write Poems

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Shakespearean Dramaturge: A Theoretical and Practical Guide

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Chakras

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Ayurvedic

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The Rebozo Course Companion Book

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Moving Miss Peggy

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Doctors

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Nursing

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Diabetes Diet

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Eat to Live

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Eat Less Move More

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Eat Out

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Eat Yourself Thin

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Alkaline Drinks

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Eat Green

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Control

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Diabetes Diet

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Eat to Live

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Emotional Eating

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Paleo Diet

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Eat to Live Bible

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COOKING

Bake It

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Low Fat Cake

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Come And Eat

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Let's Eat

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Kampong Kitchen

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ROMANCE

Moving Forward

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Lass of the Ley Lines (A Scottish Time Travel Romance)

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Midnight Caller

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Texas Wide Open

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Enchanted - The Dressing Room Affair

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Same Time Next Year

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Second Time You

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CHRISTIAN/ CLEAN/ HISTORIC

Black Sea

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Watch Over Me

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Messing Up

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This Time Forever

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Petals

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Love at First Bark

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/love-at-first-bark-dana-mentink/1126236289?ean=9780736972789

A Time of Seasons

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-time-of-seasons-kay-edwards/1123456043?ean=2940152866117

Model Wife

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/model-wife-mario-v-farina/1126290336?ean=2940154144848

Mama B - A Time to Speak

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mama-b-a-time-to-speak-michelle-stimpson/1112881239?ean=2940015673043

Kimberly

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/kimberly-falls-in-love-a-short-romance-story-audra-bell/1126284740?ean=2940154284575

Return

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/return-to-summerchester-hazel-elizabeth-allen/1126358185?ean=2940154327203

Moving On (Ghost of The Past, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/moving-on-trisha-grace/1110343962?ean=2940153558356

My Boss

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/my-boss-wedding-john-rye/1126358217?ean=2940154353615

Love's Unfading Light

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/loves-unfading-light-naomi-rawlings/1125454417?ean=2940157263287

Sapphire Ice

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/sapphire-ice-hallee-bridgeman/1118729205?ean=2940014255950

Then Came You

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/then-came-you-becky-wade/1125871679?ean=2940157185404

Submerged

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/submerged-dani-pettrey/1106892065?ean=9781441271167

Once Upon

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/once-upon-a-cowboy-lacy-williams/1123800776?ean=2940158130472

One Scottish Lass

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/one-scottish-lass-a-regency-time-travel-romance-lisa-shea/1120361783?ean=9781312519312

Canteen

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/canteen-dreams-cara-c-putman/1102574381?ean=2940157621384

Christmas Diamond

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/christmas-diamond-hallee-bridgeman/1125491159?ean=2940157555474

A Chance

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-chance-in-time-ruth-ann-nordin/1021375906?ean=2940000843079

Hazardous

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/hazardous-duty-christy-barritt/1007956281?ean=2940151669122

City of Angels

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/city-of-angels-james-scott-bell/1109625703?ean=2940014237369

Secrets

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/secrets-of-the-heart-kelsey-macbride/1125272417?ean=2940153527451

Sunrise

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/toward-the-sunrise-elizabeth-camden/1122037719?ean=9781441269829

Love's Beginning

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/loves-beginning-naomi-rawlings/1125454425?ean=2940157263348

FICTION

Crime and Punishment

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/crime-and-punishment-fyodor-dostoyevsky/1100163549?ean=9788892540842

Emma

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/emma-jane-austen/1116612326?ean=9788892541306

Madame Bovary

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/madame-bovary-gustave-flaubert/1116706579?ean=9788892537255

Dostoyevsky

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-dostoyevsky-collection-notes-from-underground-crime-and-punishment-the-gambler-and-the-brothers-karamazov-fyodor-dostoyevsky/1125334400?ean=9781365613975

Gulliver's Travels

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/gullivers-travels-jonathan-swift/1116644091?ean=9788892536937

Nostromo

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/nostromo-joseph-conrad/1100157036?ean=9788892537262

Heart of Darkness

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/heart-of-darkness-joseph-conrad/1116616937?ean=9788892537231

Middlemarch

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/middlemarch-george-eliot/1116731720?ean=9788892537248

Angie and the Farmer

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/angie-and-the-farmer-susan-leigh-carlton/1123741737?ean=2940153208725

Bound

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/bound-to-the-emperor-bethany-rousseau/1117587347?ean=2940045471954

Warped: Historic & Fictional Relationships Gone Bad!

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/warped-rose-perez/1123166948?ean=2940152531619

SPIRITUALITY/ PHILOSOPHY/ RELIGION

Who

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/who-moved-the-stone-ahmed-deedat/1029747233?ean=9781471632648

Discipleship

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/discipleship-in-church-planting-j-d-payne/1107395155?ean=2940032836520

Transformed

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/transformed-by-truth-joseph-tkach/1111897017?ean=2940033159321

The Keys

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-keys-a-free-spiritual-metaphysical-course-thubten-yangchen/1111399131?ean=2940044780392

Biblical Mysticism

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-course-in-biblical-mysticism-ed-hurst/1116398384?ean=2940045194433

Teachings

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/common-christian-teachings-compared-with-a-course-in-miracles-teachings-alan-steinle/1117011980?ean=9781329746145

Spiritual Philosophy

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-course-in-spiritual-philosophy-by-m-amanda-valiant-alan-valiant/1110621371?ean=2940033161553

Course in Miracles

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-course-in-miracles-wth-comments-by-ron-rasmussen-ron-rasmussen/1121380519?ean=2940046619379

Heart Chakra

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/heart-chakra-avis-j-williams/1122749392?ean=2940152145953

MYSTERY/ THRILLER

Long Time

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/long-time-dying-long-time-dying-3-solomon-carter/1120930121?ean=2940153258744

Killer Christmas

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/killer-christmas-harper-lin/1117740561?ean=2940148866282

Shattered Palms

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/shattered-palms-toby-neal/1119125295?ean=2940152711998

Lost Lives

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/lost-lives-malcolm-richards/1122739450?ean=2940152862348

Killer Karma

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/killer-karma-jeanine-spooner/1123107335?ean=2940152232844

Fame

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/fame-is-a-killer-meredith-potts/1125793672?ean=2940154250907

Maniacal

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/maniacal-cm-sutter/1124368218?ean=2940153363639

Checkered

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/checkered-crime-tonya-kappes/1119636296?ean=2940153182186

Perfect Crime

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/perfect-crime-jack-erickson/1020032264?ean=2940153535623

Rite

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/rite-to-silence-solomon-carter/1125942676?ean=2940154272893

Broken Glass

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/broken-glass-gamal-hennessy/1120998870?ean=2940151754590

Killer Cupcakes

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/killer-cupcakes-leighann-dobbs/1115221085?ean=9781498951272

Blood Orchids

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/blood-orchids-toby-neal/1107759000?ean=2940152741629

Luck and Judgement

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/luck-and-judgment-solomon-carter/1125099934?ean=2940153513850

Postcard Killers

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/postcard-killers-james-patterson/1100173113?ean=9780316177856

Charming Crime

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-charming-crime-tonya-kappes/1111432449?ean=2940153257747

Killer

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/killer-chandra-kilaru/1114044331?ean=2940045143936

Loose Screw

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/loose-screw-rae-davies/1030539408?ean=2940045094184

Pit Stop

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-pit-stop-carmen-desousa/1113596152?ean=2940157128555

Killer Cupcakes

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/killer-cupcakes-milda-harris/1122692305?ean=2940152369250

To Catch a Killer

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/to-catch-a-killer-amelia-wilson/1124922611?ean=2940153492360

Daddy's Little Killer

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/daddys-little-killer-ls-sygnet/1113574776?ean=2940045010191

Pig Killer

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/pig-killer-james-dargan/1124595250?ean=2940153490984

Killer Twist

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/killer-twist-ca-larmer/1122933918?ean=2940011498480

Killer Connection

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/killer-connection-rbarri-flowers/1120990399?ean=2940149914289

Before the Killing

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/before-the-killing-starts-james-harper/1121944257?ean=2940152200317

Killer Blackout

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-killer-blackout-jenna-coburn/1122629080?ean=2940152316780

QR Code Killer

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/qr-code-killer-shanna-hatfield/1109404952?ean=2940044744707

SPECULATION / THEORIES

My First

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/my-first-suspected-serial-killer-avelea-nixon/1114971109?ean=9781300821076

Dealing In Cracks. . .Political, of Course

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dealing-in-cracks-political-of-course-abi-desta/1124605522?ean=9781312538948

FOREIGN

Me Encanta

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/me-encanta-comer-frutas-y-verduras-i-love-to-eat-fruits-and-vegetables-shelley-admont/1122431336?ean=2940152321364

COVER ART

Time Thief

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/time-thief-anna-hackett/1113036430?ean=2940044815308

Scotland

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/scotland-lovers-book-1-nadine-travers/1121725284?ean=2940152205602

PSYCHOLOGY

Getting Unstuck

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/getting-unstuck-moving-beyond-whats-holding-you-back-lilliet-garrison/1118943818?ean=2940045775540

Emotional Intelligence

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/emotional-intelligence-mastery-eric-jordan/1124279887?ean=2940153661032

Design Your Life

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/design-your-life-ioan-dan-simen/1123459059?ean=2940152869415

Practical Psychology

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/principles-of-practical-psychology-erik-lenderman/1123912873?ean=2940153069388

Find Your Niche

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-practical-guide-to-find-your-niche-jo-reardon/1123131766?ean=2940152753004

Self Confidence

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/your-little-steps-to-self-confidence-for-life-mr-paul-g-bailey/1123168561?ean=2940149396443

You Can Move Mountains

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/you-can-move-mountains-j-f-jim-straw/1119324568?ean=2940149290192

Closing The Door: Why We Need to Move On in Education & Life

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/closing-the-door-jay-eitner/1126058611?ean=2940157363093

The Best Course of Action

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-best-course-of-action-pedro-cortez-jr/1123641907?ean=2940152959307

HUMOR

Have Your Cake and Eat It

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/have-your-cake-and-eat-it-isabelle-andover/1125217725?ean=2940156995851

Don't Eat That

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dont-eat-that-rodney-ohebsion/1115381167?ean=2940044532953

Course in Meyericles

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-course-in-meyericles-jenny-funkmeyer/1125476752?ean=2940153957999

Career Moves For Burnt Out Personifications

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/career-moves-for-burnt-out-personifications-brian-bakos/1115276483?ean=2940044507920

Once Upon

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/my-romantic-comedy-once-upon-a-time-mary-kelly-reed/1125139292?ean=2940046264531

Jokes I Wrote

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/jokes-i-wrotewhile-eating-cheetos-darrel-miller/1123937222?ean=2940153075655

Sheriff Gregg & Madam Midnight

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/sheriff-gregg-madam-midnight-hank-florentine-mcloskey/1107877872?ean=2940032873488

 POETRY

Moving On

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/moving-on-robin-gilbert/1111300003?ean=2940033212958
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