Wednesday, September 30, 2015

Joke of the day ...

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A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring.
The older gent suggested the young one accompany him on his rounds so the community could become used to the new doctor.


At the first house a woman complained, "I've been a little sick to my stomach."


The older doctor said, "Well, you've probably been overdoing the fresh fruit. Why not cut back on the amount you've been eating and see if that does the trick?"


As they left the younger man said, "You didn't even examine that woman. How'd you come to your diagnosis so quickly?"


"I didn't have to. You noticed I dropped my stethoscope on the floor in there? When I bent over to pick it up, I noticed a half dozen banana peels in the trash. That was what was probably making her sick."


"Huh," the younger doctor said, "very clever. I think I'll try that at the next house."


Arriving at the next house, they spent several minutes talking with another woman.


She complained that she just didn't have the energy she once did, "I'm feeling terribly run down lately."


"You've probably been doing too much work for the church," the younger doctor told her. "Perhaps you should cut back a bit and see if that helps."


As they left, the elder doc said, "Your diagnosis is almost certainly correct, but how did you arrive at it?"


"Well, just like you at the last house, I dropped my stethoscope. When I bent down to retrieve it, I noticed the preacher under the bed."


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Tuesday, September 29, 2015

Joke of the day ...

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A lawyer had a wife and 12 children and needed to move as his rental agreement was coming to an end for the home where he lived but was having difficulty in finding a new home.


When he said he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him because they knew that the children would destroy the home.


He could not say that he had no children, he could not lie, after all, lawyers cannot and do not lie. So, he had an idea. He sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 11 of the children. He took the remaining one with him to see homes with the Real Estate Agent.


He liked one of the homes and the agent asked : "How many children do you have ?"


He answered : "12 children".


 The agent asked "Where are the others ?"


 The lawyer answered, with a sad look, "They are in the cemetery with their mother".


And that's the way he was able to rent a home for his family without lying.


MORAL : It is not necessary to lie, one only has to choose the right words.



Lawyers don't lie ...they are creative ....


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Monday, September 28, 2015

Thoughts of the day ...

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I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.


Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.


Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where in the heck is the ceiling? "


My reality check bounced.


He was slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.


Everyone is someone else's weirdo.


Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.


Don't be irreplaceable --- if you can't be replaced, you won't be promoted.


You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.


Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.


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Sunday, September 27, 2015

Joke of the Day ...

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(*_*) - New Generation

Daughter: "Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me.
I am in Australia and he lives in the UK .
We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on Whatsapp, he proposed to me on Skype
and now we've had two months of relationship through Viber.
Dad, I need your blessings and good wishes."

Father: "Wow! Really!! Then get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids on Amazon and pay through Paypal.
And if you are fed up with your husband....sell him on Ebay".


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Saturday, September 26, 2015

Joke of the Day ....

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What cat purrs the most?
Purr-sian!
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What class does a butterfly like best?
Mothematics!

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Friday, September 25, 2015

A GREAT selection ..

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Of free non-fiction books of scholarly subjects.


Look for the posting by Serendipity Findz. Also, some of the links take you to the hardcover book (some of them cost big bucks!) but the Nook version is FREE FREE FREE! Click on the Nook link to get the free Nook version. Happy hunting! I had to share this treasure trove with you.


(The word "Surveillance" in the link below refers to the title of the free Nook book of the week, not a sinister plot to watch your reading habits, lol. )


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/nook-blog/free-fridays-925-surveillance-welcome/


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Jokes of the day ....

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Pupil: How did you know I copied from Johnny?
Teacher: For question 12 he wrote, "Don't know" and you wrote, "Me neither"!
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What did the dog say when it sat on some bark?
Ruff!

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Feel good video of the day ...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fsx6mUoTHUM


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Free Nook Books ...

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If you have a Nook ereader, or the Nook app, these books are currently free, but please double check the price before clicking buy in case they suddenly went up in price.


Greetings fellow Nookies! Thanks to all who come here and thanks to B&N for their great Nook and the nifty selections for today. Please be sure to check the price before you click "buy" to make sure they are still freebies. (The link for each book is below the title of the book.)
*Also- If you read a book and like it please consider leaving the author a good feedback.


FICTION


Our Common Families by Michael Johnson
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/our-common-families-part-i-michael-johnson/1121018161?ean=2940046498233


Fools Rush In! An April Fools Day Anthology
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/fools-rush-in-an-april-fools-day-anthology-celia-kennedy/1121532350?ean=2940046646191


Seven Days There (There, Back & Beyond, #1)
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/seven-days-there-ruth-hay/1122449444?ean=2940152258516


The Silhouette (Alan Quinn and the Second Lifes)
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-silhouette-thomas-william-shaw/1114677731?ean=2940044345065


A Family Of No Consequence
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-family-of-no-consequence-thomas-toler/1116156964?ean=2940044642997


Seven Days of Friday (Women of Greece, #1)
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/seven-days-of-friday-alex-a-king/1119931410?ean=9781501494000


The Garden on Sunset
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-garden-on-sunset-martin-turnbull/1122589587?ean=2940032949312


Two-Hundred Steps Home - Series
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/s/%22Amanda%20Martin%22?Ntk=P_key_Contributor_List&Ns=P_Sales_Rank&Ntx=mode+matchall


Secret Mexico
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/secret-mexico-francisco-mart-n-moreno/1119563393?ean=9780615635224


Auld Acquaintance (Prime Time, #1)
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/auld-acquaintance-ruth-hay/1120947002;jsessionid=B28D8BD1F09A1A1B29858909119FAC17.prodny_store02-3?ean=2940151709057


PARANORMAL/ SCIFI


The Federal Space Administration
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-federal-space-administration-leland-martin/1121299755?ean=2940046600476


The Outer Ring
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-outer-ring-martin-wilsey/1122070405?ean=2940151951999


Days Gone Bad by Eric Asher
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/days-gone-bad-eric-asher/1114587408?ean=2940044308510


Down Jump Blues
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/down-jump-blues-jim-fogarty/1113745123?ean=2940045044820


Forsaken (Daughters of the Sea #1)
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/forsaken-kristen-day/1112166325?ean=2940151718417


Another Day, Another Dollar
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/another-day-another-dollar-amber-lynn/1120892159?ean=2940046452136


Stealer of Flesh (Kormak Book One)
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/stealer-of-flesh-william-king/1111939880?ean=9781498966559


The Quick and the Unholy
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-quick-and-the-unholy-jr-leckman/1029298836?ean=2940011151897


An Expert's Quick Guide to Planetary Travel
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/an-experts-quick-guide-to-planetary-travel-steve-matthew-benner/1120564209?ean=2940046347227


Plague of the Living Crystals
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/plague-of-the-living-crystals-barry-jones/1115085200?ean=9781312871762


Cascades of Moonlight (The Parker Harris Series: Book #1)
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/cascades-of-moonlight-amy-kathleen-mcclung/1111302525?ean=2940044962538


The Fringe Worlds
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-fringe-worlds-tr-harris/1115835803?ean=2940044598027


Out of Time: A Time Travel Mystery
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/out-of-time-monique-martin/1112752788?ean=2940011062094


Beautiful Misery
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/beautiful-misery-tracey-martin/1119003827?ean=2940045790956


Solving the Riddle (Stranded in Time, #1)
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/solving-the-riddle-carl-johnson/1120565443?ean=2940046294194


MYSTERY/ THRILLER


Taste of Fear
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/taste-of-fear-jadran-hawke/1119907412?ean=9781498966016


Eleven Days: An Unexpected Love by Lora Lindy
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/eleven-days-lora-lindy/1115921877?ean=2940045551298


Dog Days Murderous Nights (Winnona Peaks Mystery)
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dog-days-murderous-nights-emily-page/1122193586?ean=2940151727129


Spells Murder (A Todd Williams Story)
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/spells-murder-maxwell-cunningham/1116863396?ean=2940045248167


Shadows by R.A. Harris
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/shadows-christine-harris/1003919994?ean=9781471730009


The Patriot Paradox (The Reluctant Hero, #1)
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/patriot-paradox-william-esmont/1102254244?ean=2940151661102


Dirty Little Secrets
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dirty-little-secrets-liliana-hart/1104578417?ean=2940152298956


Cambodia
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/cambodia-martin-silenus/1120627350?ean=2940046361476


A Good Day by Francis Yamoah
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-good-day-francis-yamoah/1118002474?ean=9781783017553


Scavenger Hunt (A Dave Roberts Thriller Trillogy, #1)
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/scavenger-hunt-barry-buckingham/1120690127?ean=2940046314717


Seven Days From Sunday (An MP-5 CIA Thriller, #1)
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/seven-days-from-sunday-mh-sargent/1027086133?ean=9781501462030


Fear of the Father
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/fear-of-the-father-david-r-lewis/1120378369?ean=2940033169610


Adventures In Funeral Crashing (Funeral Crashing Mysteries #1)
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/adventures-in-funeral-crashing-milda-harris/1104561205?ean=2940011427909


The Taste of Fear
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-taste-of-fear-jeremy-bates/1112616673?ean=2940046526059


Hell on Wheels (Black Knights Inc. Series #1)
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/hell-on-wheels-julie-ann-walker/1107693863?ean=9781402267147


Just Another Day at the Office
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/just-another-day-at-the-office-amber-lynn/1120736968?ean=2940046398090


Project Cyclops
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/project-cyclops-thomas-hoover/1103104351?ean=2940011088476


The Grail of Sir Thomas
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-grail-of-sir-thomas-yury-nikitin/1115276191?ean=2940044504714


Shark Alley Shootout
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/shark-alley-shootout-ian-martin/1118949579?ean=2940045779159


A Long Time Dead (The Dead Trilogy)
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-long-time-dead-andrew-barrett/1113846377?ean=2940148681069


Tear Down and Die (A Cara Mia Delgatto MysterySeries, #1)
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/tear-down-and-die-joanna-campbell-slan/1118865770?ean=2940152255850


Alex Hollick: Origins
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/alex-hollick-andrew-downs/1117759861?ean=2940045521888


Upside Down
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/upside-down-darryl-hicks/1113043874?ean=2940044948389


God's Gonna Cut You Down
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/gods-gonna-cut-you-down-eduard-joseph/1116394504?ean=2940045203364


ROMANCE


Twelve Days (The McRaes Series, Book 1 - Sam & Rachel)
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/twelve-days-teresa-hill/1004105546?ean=2940046239706


Four Days in April
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/four-days-in-april-maria-grace/1122636903?ean=2940152283358


No Ordinary Day
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/no-ordinary-day-polly-becks/1120853914?ean=2940046435436


Slayer (Sons of Rebellion, #1)
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/slayer-elsa-day/1120021460?ean=9781501468179


A Hard Day's Night
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-hard-days-night-elizabeth-eulberg/1120177053?ean=9780545799706


Love Beyond Time (A Scottish Time Travel Romance
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/love-beyond-time-bethany-claire/1117473619;jsessionid=B28D8BD1F09A1A1B29858909119FAC17.prodny_store02-3?ean=9780989950206


NONFICTION


Paleo For Beginners: A 14-Day Paleo Diet
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/paleo-for-beginners-mmorris777/1120806838?ean=2940046327373


Fresh Fruit Quick Breads Sampler
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/fresh-fruit-quick-breads-sampler-joyce-middleton/1113574506?ean=2940044969018


30 Days Of Adventure
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/30-days-of-adventure-a-path-to-happiness-overcoming-fear-and-starting-you-on-the-road-to-success-hutton-armstrong/1121488708?ean=2940151747462


The Lazy Cook 2: Quick & Easy Sweet Treats
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-lazy-cook-2-susie-kelly/1122626143;jsessionid=54C33E1AFAFB9656E33BDA657CF30291.prodny_store01-1?ean=2940152254761


Long War for Freedom
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-long-war-for-freedom-barry-rubin/1007361358?ean=2940044321281


The Canadian Civil War: Volume 3 - West to the Wall
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-canadian-civil-war-william-wresch/1120323212?ean=2940046149340


More in this series:


http://www.barnesandnoble.com/s/%22William%20Wresch%22?Ntk=P_key_Contributor_List&Ns=P_Sales_Rank&Ntx=mode+matchall


Panic & Anxiety Relief
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/panic-anxiety-relief-jeff-gunn/1119931406?ean=9781501406188


The Truth about Syria
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/truth-about-syria-barry-rubin/1103375159?ean=2940044329317


Triple Duty Spice Rack
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/triple-duty-spice-rack-deborah-martin/1119473092?ean=2940045930826


Diabetes Control- Preventing Heart Disease and Strokes Naturally
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/diabetes-control-preventing-heart-disease-and-strokes-naturally-thomas-nelson/1115219045?ean=2940044491656


The Great Adventure
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-great-adventure-barry-allan/1110497940?ean=2940033145645


Weird Beliefs
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/weird-beliefs-barry-wilson/1108487336?ean=2940032995104


The 10 Best Books to Read for Easter
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-10-best-books-to-read-for-easter-james-martin/1114941213?ean=9780062282910


Istanbul Intrigues
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/istanbul-intrigues-barry-m-rubin/1012150825?ean=2940044317185


Hayek's The Road to Serfdom: A Brief Introduction
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/hayeks-the-road-to-serfdom-bruce-caldwell/1117922882?ean=9780226146744


Field of Love: How to Experience the Field
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/field-of-love-martin-birrittella/1117587258?ean=2940045471824


Introduction to Homesteading at Rustic Farms
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/introduction-to-homesteading-at-rustic-farms-richard-bogdanowicz/1117557665?ean=2940045451871


Barry Graham Meets The Whitey Thor
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/barry-graham-meets-the-whitey-thor-barry-graham-and-vince-larue/1122135070?ean=2940152152333


Intro to Spiritism: Based on the Works of Allan Kardec
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/intro-to-spiritism-ricky-medeiros/1119856847?ean=2940046025255


An Introduction to Natural Beekeeping
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/an-introduction-to-natural-beekeeping-phil-chandler/1020987263?ean=2940000823095


Black Sheep and Gold Diggers
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/black-sheep-and-gold-diggers-barry-allan/1110196429?ean=2940033116942


Sophia Grantham aka Kezia Tregilgus
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/sophia-grantham-aka-kezia-tregilgus-barry-allan/1109677647?ean=2940033084395


KIDS/ YA


Dancing Days
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dancing-days-v-j-chambers/1113047296?ean=2940044815247


The Last Orphans
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-last-orphans-nw-harris/1120253907?ean=2940046356090


A Nutty Day in the Rain
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-nutty-day-in-the-rain-jennifer-rowlands/1114044234?ean=2940045143158


Eternal Eden
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/eternal-eden-nicole-williams/1030936163?ean=2940011265723


Threads That Bind
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/threads-that-bind-brant-williams/1114081796?ean=2940151684514


American Challenge: Revolution, A New Nation, and Westward Expansion
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/american-challenge-susan-martins-miller/1110908059?ean=9781607425328


In Your Dreams
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/in-your-dreams-amy-martin/1112684335?ean=2940044791671


Dolbin School for the Extraordinary
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dolbin-school-for-the-extraordinary-martin-tiller/1117516367?ean=2940152261455


Marking Time
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/marking-time-april-white/1114512350?ean=2940044299887


The Bees (Down in the Garden, #1)
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-bees-d-c-swain/1121345156?ean=2940152179590




COVER ART


Hot Pursuit (A Hostile Operations Team Novel - Book 1)
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/hot-pursuit-lynn-raye-harris/1116049860?ean=2940151722155


Wolf Among Sheep (Roadside Angels Motorcycle Club, #1)
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/wolf-among-sheep-kathryn-thomas/1121876966?ean=2940151711784


The Introduction (Alpha Billionaire Romance)
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-introduction-brandi-sexton/1122644196?ean=2940152275940


Intro to Metabolic Enhancement Training
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/intro-to-metabolic-enhancement-training-scott-abel/1122402902?ean=2940152235418


Cowboy Down Under
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/cowboy-down-under-ruth-bailey/1122082600?ean=2940152165494


CLASSICS


The Time Machine
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-time-machine-h-g-wells/1116614876?ean=9781451658866


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Thursday, September 24, 2015

Quotes from a Legend...

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Yogi Berra Quotes



"Yogi-isms"


"80 percent of the balls that don't reach the hole, don't go in." - on golf...


"The wind always seems to blow against catchers when they are running."


"Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical."


"A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore."


"It's like deja vu all over again."


"I usually take a two-hour nap, from one o'clock to four."


"If the people don't want to come out to the park, nobody's going to stop them."


"Think! How the hell are you gonna think and hit at the same time?"


"I didn't really say everything I said."


"You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going because you might not get there."


"If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else."


"Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded."


"I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house."


"Little League Baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets."


"It gets late early out there."


"He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious."


"I don't know. They had bags over their heads." - when asked if the fans that ran naked on the field were men or women


Asked if first baseman Don Mattingly had exceeded his expectations this season: "I'd say he's done more than that."


On the acquisition of fleet Ricky Henderson: "He can run anytime he wants. I'm giving him the red light."


"You give 100 percent in the first half of the game, and if that isn't enough in the second half you give what's left."


"The game isn't over until it's over."


"You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours."


When told by the New York mayor's wife that he looked cool in his new summer suit, Yogi said, "You don't look so hot yourself."


"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken."


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Bus Stop by the Hollies


Bus stop, wet day, she's there, I say
Please share my umbrella
Bus stop, bus goes, she stays, love grows
Under my umbrella

All that summer we enjoyed it
Wind and rain and shine
That umbrella, we employed it
By August, she was mine

Every morning I would see her waiting at the stop
Sometimes she'd shopped and she would show me what she bought
Other people stared as if we were both quite insane
Someday my name and hers are going to be the same

That's the way the whole thing started
Silly but it's true
Thinkin' of a sweet romance
Beginning in a queue

Came the sun the ice was melting
No more sheltering now
Nice to think that that umbrella
Led me to a vow

Every morning I would see her waiting at the stop
Sometimes she'd shopped and she would show me what she bought
Other people stared as if we were both quite insane
Someday my name and hers are going to be the same

Bus stop, wet day, she's there, I say
Please share my umbrella
Bus stop, bus goes, she stays, love grows
Under my umbrella

All that summer we enjoyed it
Wind and rain and shine
That umbrella, we employed it
By August, she was mine


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3XnYpGY5Z8


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Jokes of the day ...

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What do you call a prehistoric ghost?
A terror-dactyl!
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What did the math book say to the science book?
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I've got problems!


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Wednesday, September 23, 2015

Jokes of the day ...

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Doctor, doctor I feel like a pair of drapes!


Pull yourself together!
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Doctor, doctor, everyone keeps disagreeing with me!
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No they don't!
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Situation of the day ...

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(^_^) - Moral/Ethical Dilemma
You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus:


1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.


2. An old friend who once saved your life.


3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.


Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car?


Think before you continue reading...
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This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first; Or, you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.


The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer.
He simply answered: "I would give the car keys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams."
Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations.


Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box."


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Tuesday, September 22, 2015

Jokes of the day ..

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What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola!
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What do frogs order when they go out for lunch?
French Flies!

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Quiz of the day ...

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Think about how you would answer.

MY ABC's

A- Age:
B- Biggest Fear:
C- Current Time:
D- Drink you last had:
E- Easiest Person To Talk to:
F- Favorite Movie:
G- Grossest memory:
H- Hometown:
I- In love with:
J- Jealous Of:
K- Killed Someone?
L- Longest Relationship:
M- Middle Name:
N- Number of Siblings:
O- One wish:
P- Person who you last called:
Q- Question you're always asked:
R- Reason to smile:
S- Song last sang:
T- Time you woke up:
U- Underwear Color:
V- Vacation Destination:
W- Worst Habit:
X- X-rays you've had:
Y- Your favorite food:
Z- Zodiac Sign:

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Monday, September 21, 2015

Joke of the day ...

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(*_*) - Making Friends the Facebook Way

I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles.

Therefore every day, I go down on the street and tell the passers by what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have done or where we had dinner the night before, and what I will be doing today

I give them pictures of my family, my dog and me doing some gardening and spending time by my pool.

I also listen to their conversations and I tell them I love them, and it works :

I already have 3 people following me: 2 Police Officers and a Psychiatrist.

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Sunday, September 20, 2015

Joke website ....

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CAUTION - These are adult themed jokes, contains explicit and raunchy humor.


https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCl86U7mrN6LElGurtVxvS1A


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Joke of the day ...

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Two robins were sitting in a tree. "I'm really hungry," said the first one. "Let's fly down and find some lunch."

They flew down to the ground and found a nice plot of newly plowed ground that was full of worms.

They ate and ate and ate till they could eat no more.

"I'm so full, I don't think I can fly back up into the tree," said the first one. "Let's just lay back here and bask in the warm sun," said the second.

"O K," said the first. So they plopped down, basking in the sun.

No sooner than they had fallen asleep, when a bird watching group came by. The group leader halted and pointed the birds out, saying in a hushed voice, "And here we have the rare basking robins."

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Saturday, September 19, 2015

Joke of the day ....

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(I love this one!)


Pious Man

A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the old fellow's absence after so many years of faithful attendance the Rabbi went to see him.

He found him in excellent health, so the Rabbi asked, "How come after all these years we don't see you at services anymore?"

The old man looked around and lowered his voice. "I'll tell you, Rabbi," he whispered. "When I got to be 90, I expected God to take me any day. But then I got to be 95, then 100, then 105. So I figured that God is very busy and must've forgotten about me, and I don't want to remind Him!"

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Friday, September 18, 2015

Images of Pluto .....

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http://www.iflscience.com/space/check-out-these-spectacular-new-images-pluto


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Jokes of the day ...

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Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I'm a frog!


So what?


I’m worried I might croak!
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What do frogs buy at the candy store?


Lolli-hops!
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Free Nook Books ...

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If you have a Nook or the Nook app these books are free (but be sure to check the price before clicking buy, they can and do change without notice)


Greetings fellow Nookies! Thanks to all who come here and thanks to B&N for their great Nook and the nifty selections for today. Please be sure to check the price before you click "buy" to make sure they are still freebies. (The link for each book is below the title of the book.)
*Also- If you read a book and like it please consider leaving the author a good feedback.


PARANORMAL/ FANTASY/ SCIFI


The Secret Diary Of Detective Vampire by J J Jones
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-secret-diary-of-detective-vampire-jj-jones/1119618492?ean=9781498985598


The Shadow and the Rose by Amanda Dewees
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-shadow-and-the-rose-amanda-dewees/1113712726?ean=2940045051569


Crimes of Magic: The Witch's Artifact by Richard L King
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/crimes-of-magic-richard-l-king/1120200439?ean=2940046118667


Diversity Is Coming
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/diversity-is-coming-nicolas-wilson/1121503334?ean=2940151701037


Shadow of Time: Dark Dreams
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/shadow-of-time-minkman-jen/1120000240?ean=2940148784098


Anais of Brightshire
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/anais-of-brightshire-jamie-wilson/1109800885?ean=2940033094264


Shining in Crimson by Robert Wilson
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/shining-in-crimson-robert-wilson/1111251778?ean=2940032870920


Solving the Riddle (Stranded in Time, #1) by Carl Johnson
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/solving-the-riddle-carl-johnson/1120565443?ean=2940046294194


Shadows of the Past by Pamela Thorne
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/shadows-of-the-past-pamela-thorne/1121998030?ean=2940152142204


Worlds Between
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/worlds-between-sherry-ficklin/1120840932?ean=2940046427158


Affliction Z: Patient Zero  by L.T. Ryan
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/affliction-z-lt-ryan/1115054756?ean=9781498977050


A Dark Kiss of Rapture by Sylvia Day
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-dark-kiss-of-rapture-sylvia-day/1111863167?ean=9780982857175


Out of the Shadows by Bethany Shaw
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/out-of-the-shadows-bethany-shaw/1117494699?ean=2940148878179


The Girl In Between
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-girl-in-between-laekan-zea-kemp/1120421881?ean=2940046377927


Saving Mars (The Saving Mars Series, #1)
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/saving-mars-cidney-swanson/1113784314?ean=2940046323740


MYSTERY/THRILLER


Slipping (Maxine Jonas Crime Thriller, #1) by Jeanine Spooner
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/slipping-jeanine-spooner/1122504244?ean=2940152275452


Miami Requiem: A Crime Thriller by J B Turner
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/miami-requiem-jb-turner/1121842352?ean=2940046284362


The Taste of Fear (A Psychological Suspense Action Thriller Novel) by Jeremy Bates
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-taste-of-fear-jeremy-bates/1112616673?ean=2940046526059


Alone and Afraid by Elizabeth Sherry
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/alone-and-afraid-elizabeth-sherry/1116192885?ean=9781496168252


Under the Aspens by Elizabeth Sherry
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/under-the-aspens-elizabeth-sherry/1113573026?ean=9781481821735


Soft Target (Major Crimes Unit, #1) by Iain Rob Wright
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/soft-target-iain-rob-wright/1120200083?ean=2940152197525


Depraved Difference
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/depraved-difference-j-kennedy/1100240682?ean=2940046302202


Of Mice and Murderers
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/of-mice-and-murderers-book-1-in-the-z-detective-series-john-stockmyer/1030085132?ean=2940011099007


The Clever Detective: Story 1
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-clever-detective-linsey-lanier/1112839012?ean=2940011097317


Sea Sick by Iain Rob Wright
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/sea-sick-iain-wright/1112797556?ean=2940151708296


For Her Eyes Only Part 1 by Sharon Sala
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/for-her-eyes-only-part-1-sharon-sala/1117792635?ean=9781460330883


The Empty Place by Graham Wilson
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-empty-place-graham-wilson/1118958195?ean=2940045781794


Game of Shadows (Sean Wyatt Mystery)
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/game-of-shadows-ernest-dempsey/1121725306?ean=2940152180831


Miz Scarlet and the Vanishing Visitor (A Scarlet Wilson Mystery)
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/miz-scarlet-and-the-vanishing-visitor-sara-barton/1116913093?ean=2940045266178


The Snow and The Darkness by Matthew Warren Wilson
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-snow-and-the-darkness-matthew-warren-wilson/1118585536?ean=2940045668460


Maynard Soloman Solves the War on Drugs by Ben Sobieck
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/maynard-soloman-solves-the-war-on-drugs-benjamin-sobieck/1102627049?ean=2940033051151


Run Girl (Ingrid Skyberg FBI Thrillers, #1) by Eva Hudson
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/run-girl-eva-hudson/1121953583?ean=2940151748605


BRAINWASHED, A Thriller by Ruth Harris
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/brainwashed-a-thriller-ruth-harris/1112674155?ean=2940152233827


The Taste of Fear by Jeremy Bates
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-taste-of-fear-jeremy-bates/1112616673?ean=2940046526059


Hostile Witness, A Josie Bates Thriller by Rebecca Forster
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/hostile-witness-a-josie-bates-thriller-rebecca-forster/1121331796?ean=2940000719695


No Good Deed by M.P. McDonald
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/no-good-deed-mp-mcdonald/1111390521?ean=2940152148053


3 LIES by Helen Hanson
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/3-lies-helen-hanson/1102182485?ean=2940151667494


Serial Date: A Leine Basso Thriller by DV Berkom
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/serial-date-dv-berkom/1122360836?ean=2940033195954


Miami Requiem by JB Turner
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/miami-requiem-jb-turner/1121842352?ean=2940046284362


Crown of Thorns - The Race To Clone Jesus
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/crown-of-thorns-the-race-to-clone-jesus-christ-ian-cp-irvine/1116761852?ean=2940045227315


St. Valentine's Day Cookie Massacre by Elisabeth Crabtree
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/st-valentines-day-cookie-massacre-elisabeth-crabtree/1119199248?ean=2940046406870


Dog Days Murderous Nights by Emily Page
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dog-days-murderous-nights-emily-page/1122193586?ean=2940151727129


Missing Link (The Davenport Mysteries)
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/missing-link-varun-vashist/1120198124?ean=2940046239300


Frosted Shadow by Nancy Warren
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/frosted-shadow-nancy-warren/1108021842?ean=2940032916116


ROMANCE


Crime at Cripple Creek (Sisters' week Series, #1) by Elizabeth Sherry
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/crime-at-cripple-creek-elizabeth-sherry/1115113052?ean=2940148809074


Secrets on the Sand by Roxanne St. Claire
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/secrets-on-the-sand-roxanne-st-claire/1117604280?ean=2940046302745


Eleven Days: An Unexpected Love by Lora Lindy
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/eleven-days-lora-lindy/1115921877?ean=2940045551298


Cupid on the Loose by Jennifer Gilby Roberts
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/cupid-on-the-loose-jennifer-gilby-roberts/1121061716?ean=2940046508840


Miss Amelia Lands a Duke by Sandy Raven
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/miss-amelia-lands-a-duke-sandy-raven/1120721174?ean=2940152226867


Saving Justice (A Dog Haven Sanctuary Romance, #1)
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/saving-justice-tasman-gibb/1115427917;jsessionid=611A5EF9219D80309F66A8C8BBD2E066.prodny_store01-7?ean=2940016531007


Miss Merriweather's Marriage by Kathleen Y'Barbo
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/miss-merriweathers-marriage-kathleen-ybarbo/1117481692?ean=9780736960854


A Dream Come True (Second Chances, #1)
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-dream-come-true-kim-cox/1121228794?ean=2940151705868


Miss Watson's First Scandal by Heather Boyd
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/miss-watsons-first-scandal-heather-boyd/1116156813?ean=2940152308136


FICTION


Count Your Blessings: A Novella by Sharon Sala
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/count-your-blessings-sharon-sala/1121486062?ean=9781492619284


Emmaline Waters, This Is Your Life by Maggie Bloom
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/emmaline-waters-this-is-your-life-maggie-bloom/1119841014?ean=2940152155556


When Women Were Warriors Book I by Catherine M Wilson
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/when-women-were-warriors-book-i-catherine-m-wilson/1009236079?ean=2940000805152


Chick-Lit Saved My Life
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/chick-lit-saved-my-life-maureen-reil/1107903672?ean=2940032889786


Between Louisiana and the Deep Blue Sea
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/between-louisiana-and-the-deep-blue-sea-darrel-bird/1120371696?ean=2940046177459


Saved by Lorhainne Eckhart
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/saved-lorhainne-eckhart/1117342977?ean=2940045618199


CHILDREN/ YA


The Green Beans, Volume 2
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-green-beans-volume-2-gabriel-gadget/1111524703?ean=2940044405929


Comes the Night by Nora Wilson
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/comes-the-night-norah-wilson/1114073057?ean=2940045115506


Saving Wishes by GJ Walker-Smith
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/saving-wishes-gj-walker-smith/1115380836?ean=2940044528925


Touchdown Tony Crowne and the Mystery of the Missing Cheerleader
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/touchdown-tony-crowne-and-the-mystery-of-the-missing-cheerleader-peter-guy-george/1118739872?ean=2940149477586


Ted Saves the World by Bryan Cohen
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/ted-saves-the-world-bryan-cohen/1104083478?ean=2940151719414


NONFICTION


Weight Loss: 33 Simple Weight Loss Habits
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/weight-loss-sarah-joy/1121487931?ean=2940151695589


The Cat Rescue Diaries: 56 True Life Stories of Cats Who Found Their Forever Homes
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-cat-rescue-diaries-kurt-schmitt/1120916366?ean=2940151667470


Organization Tips That Work
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/organization-tips-that-work-the-blokehead/1122003711;jsessionid=66BFAAC0E600C4EFC19FC54FD212E5BA.prodny_store01-va08?ean=2940151932264


The Riddle Chest: 50 Original Riddles to Stump Your Brain
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-riddle-chest-sef-daystrom/1114796180?ean=2940044348639


Green Living - Saving Water
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/green-living-saving-water-lisa-shea/1121412569?ean=2940151731591


How to Feel Better When Things Get Worse
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-to-feel-better-when-things-get-worse-heather-macauley-no-ll/1112683663?ean=2940044790414


925 Ideas to Help You Save Money
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/925-ideas-to-help-you-save-money-get-out-of-debt-and-retire-a-millionaire-so-you-can-leave-your-mark-on-the-world-devin-thorpe/1114041904?ean=2940045109147


20 Superfoods To Save Your Health And Your Life
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/20-superfoods-to-save-your-health-and-your-life-jenny-allan/1116813512?ean=2940045236867


Frugal Ways to Save Money In the Kitchen + Frugal Recipes for the Health Conscious
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/frugal-ways-to-save-money-in-the-kitchen-frugal-recipes-for-the-health-conscious-shannon-l-buck/1121899817?ean=9781329106796


35 Tips on Saving Money
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/35-tips-on-saving-money-wolfgang-riebe/1107956072?ean=2940032894841


Restore Your Health With Essential Oils
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/restore-your-health-with-essential-oils-danelle-wolford/1120912657?ean=9781312733503


Power Charge Your Memory
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/powercharge-your-memory-wolfgang-riebe/1110498671?ean=2940033156863


Subconscious Mind Power
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/subconscious-mind-power-james-thompson/1119358233?ean=2940045853415


Discover Your Type of Beauty
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/discover-your-type-of-beauty-carol-tuttle/1121400197?ean=2940046626636


60+ Ways To Get Rid Of Your Student Loans
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/60-ways-to-get-rid-of-your-student-loans-salt/1119918557?ean=9781632954213


Baking in Your Skillet
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/baking-in-your-skillet-dennis-weaver/1118657650?ean=9781304873446


DIY Natural Household Cleaners
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/diy-natural-household-cleaners-charity-wilson/1121347327?ean=2940152222715


50 Coconut Oil Recipes
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/50-coconut-oil-recipes-charity-wilson/1121106571?ean=2940152227697


Quinoa Cookbook
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/quinoa-cookbook-charity-wilson/1121347241?ean=2940152210118


50 Vegan Recipes
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/50-vegan-recipes-charity-wilson/1121142111?ean=2940152146707


The Crazy Cooks Book of Tried & True Recipes
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-crazy-cooks-book-of-tried-true-recipes-james-crouse/1119854832?ean=9781312199675


Rubik's Cube: How to Solve the Shepherd Cube and Tartan Cube
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/rubiks-cube-paul-adams/1018689100?ean=2940000706398


Having Fun Reading Aloud
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/having-fun-reading-aloud-john-d-boyden/1120748110?ean=2940046403176


Reichenbach's Paradise: Constructing the Realm of Probabilstic Common "Causes"
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/reichenbach-s-paradise-leszek-wronski/1120698765?ean=9783110399349


Visions of Idaho ~ 45 Minutes in Lucky Peak State Park
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/visions-of-idaho-45-minutes-in-lucky-peak-state-park-or-an-unobvious-adventure-danielle-hughes/1116599313?ean=2940045219129


The Torch Workout
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-torch-workout-a-personalized-non-traditional-hiit-class-for-fat-loss-strength-training-douglas-sheppard/1118356299?ean=2940045602099


Easy(er) Electrical Principles for Extra Class Ham License
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/easy-josip-medved/1122037498?ean=2940151939423


How to Positively Influence a Child to Remain Seated During Class
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-to-positively-influence-a-child-to-remain-seated-during-class-dr-disaster/1122344021?ean=2940045298100


How to Teach the Autobiographical Essay Composition Project in 9 Classes
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-to-teach-the-autobiographical-essay-composition-project-in-9-classes-david-bruce/1120651932?ean=2940046369977


Open Water: What To Expect When Taking Your Class
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/open-water-anton-swanepoel/1121413675?ean=2940046628906


How to Teach a Problem-Solving Letter Composition Project in 6 Classes
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-to-teach-a-problem-solving-letter-composition-project-in-6-classes-david-bruce/1120426969?ean=2940046203875


Arts to the Rescue Advice for Parents on Creativity and Arts Classes
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/arts-to-the-rescue-advice-for-parents-on-creativity-and-arts-classes-biryukov-academy/1118140375?ean=2940045483216


Middle-Class, Model of Post-Modern Entertainment Industry
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/middle-class-model-of-post-modern-entertainment-industry-martin-sandiford/1119720502?ean=2940046005240


Great Heavyweights: The Punch Felt 'Round the World
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/great-heavyweights-henry-brown/1120858601?ean=2940046432336


True Ghost Stories by Steven Hager
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/true-ghost-stories-steven-hager/1108818316?ean=2940033023356


James and Elizabeth: A True Story of Brave Ohio Pioneers
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/james-and-elizabeth-nancy-scranton/1113832466?ean=9781300288411


TRUE CRIME


The Wilson Murder Case Appeal
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-wilson-murder-case-appeal-cpp-cha-neuf-charles/1117537350?ean=9781304556851








FOREIGN LANGUAGE


Das BÃse im Verborgenen
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/das-b-se-im-verborgenen-james-oswald/1119770941;jsessionid=E7A171C8692BE4BFE2C4286A61F4560F.prodny_store03-6?ean=9783641142353


Liebe im Schatten - Zwei Romane
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/liebe-im-schatten-zwei-romane-alfred-bekker/1121068904;jsessionid=E7A171C8692BE4BFE2C4286A61F4560F.prodny_store03-6?ean=9783736871267


Diário de um Zé Ninguém
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/di-rio-de-um-z-ningu-m-rafael-castellar-das-neves/1121132949;jsessionid=E7A171C8692BE4BFE2C4286A61F4560F.prodny_store03-6?ean=2940046540147


Das harte Gesetz der Wildnis
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/das-harte-gesetz-der-wildnis-pete-hackett/1121912092?ean=9783730975084


Lesen mit Flovely: Das ABC
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/lesen-mit-flovely-siegfried-freudenfels/1121969251?ean=9783736895614


Das hollische Rudel
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/das-h-llische-rudel-pete-hackett/1122463994?ean=9783730975206


Dos veces lobo (Mundo Incógnito)
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dos-veces-lobo-roberto-redondo/1116465993?ean=2940045210638


El último dragón (El mundo encantado, #1)
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/el-ltimo-drag-n-javier-gonzalez/1122097658?ean=2940152161298


Rapa Nui. El ombligo del mundo
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/rapa-nui-el-ombligo-del-mundo-gonzalo-arteaga-manieu/1105870743?ean=2940011510113


Cómo me convertí en el mayor Best Seller del mundo
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/c-mo-me-convert-en-el-mayor-best-seller-del-mundo-federico-g-rudolph/1113039468?ean=2940044904903


En busca del verdadero mundo
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/en-busca-del-verdadero-mundo-albert-gamundi-sr/1115276082?ean=2940044503557


Het is niet zoals het is
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/het-is-niet-zoals-het-is-niels-a-g-kerstes/1121128282?ean=2940046537567


De onverwachte maar totaal echte waarheid over Goek en Kwaak
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/de-onverwachte-maar-totaal-echte-waarheid-over-goek-en-kwaak-jeroen-van-mastbergen/1121677646?ean=2940151846714


JeugdZORG? vergeet het maar!
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/jeugdzorg-vergeet-het-maar-rik-kroon/1119566532?ean=2940045938266


COVER ART
Reclaimed Book One
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/reclaimed-book-one-lucia-jordan/1122198655?ean=2940151993159


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