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A police recruit was asked during the exam,
"What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?"
He answered, "Call for backup."
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A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.
He walks up to the driver's window and asks, "You drinkin'?"
The driver said, "Well that depends - You buyin'?"
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