Jokes of the day ....

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Teacher: "Do you listen to your father or your mother more?"


Pupil: "My mother."


Teacher: "Why?"


Pupil: "Because she talks more."


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First shepherd: "How many sheep do you have?"


Second shepherd: "I have no idea! Whenever I start to count them, I fall asleep."


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Two fishes are watching TV. The next show starts, a show on fishing.


The first fish says, "Oh no, they’re playing horror movies again!"


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Baby bear: "Someone has been eating my porridge!"


Daddy bear: "And someone has been eating my porridge!"


Mommy bear: "Wait you two, I haven’t made the porridge yet!"


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Two snails were wandering are slithering through the snow.


First snail, "Let's go pick some blackberries." -


Second snail, "It's winter, there aren't any blackberries." -


First snail "Yeah, but by the time we get to the bushes, it will be summer." .
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