Rock On!

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One tectonic plate bumped into another and said, "Sorry, my fault."


If something is gneiss, don't take it for granite.


Geophysicists are the biggest hipsters, everything they deal with is underground.


Plateaus are the highest form of flattery.


Don't expect perfection from geologists, they all have their faults.

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