Jokes of the day

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What did you get when a pig mixed two colors? 　

Pigment

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Do you know why you should never tell a pig a secret? 　

Because they love to squeal

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How do monkeys get down the stairs? 　

They slide down the banana-ster

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Why don't monkeys play cards in the jungle? 　

There are too many cheetahs there.

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Can you think of what is smarter than a talking parrot? 　

A spelling bee.

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