Jokes of the Day ...

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Who do you call if you stub your toe?
A toe truck.
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The shortest distance between two puns is a straight line.
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"Sic Gorgiamus Allos Subjectatos Nunc.
We gladly feast on those who would subdue us."


-Addams Family Credo

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