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What do you call a judge with no thumbs?


Justice Fingers


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I was walking in the park one day with my friend when I saw many names and initials surrounded by hearts carved into the trunk of an old dead tree.

I turned to my friend and said, "Huh, that's strange".

He said, "Yeah I know, why would you want your name on a tree"

I said, "No, I'm wondering why so many people bring a knife on a date."

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Joke of the day

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Alright. So these two red necks walk in to the registration office of a local college.

One of them takes a test to determine the classes he takes.

The registrar says, “Alright. So you need to take English math and logic.”

The red neck says,” I know what that English and math is, but what’s logic?

The man says, “Here lemme give you an example. Do you have a lawn mower?”

The red neck says,” Yeah.”

The man says,” So, logic would tell me that you probably have a lawn.”

The red neck replies,” Yeah, I do have a lawn!”

The man says,” Then logic would further tell me that you probably have a house.”

“Yeah! I do gots me a house!”

The man then says,” Then logic tells me that you probably have a girlfriend or wife.”

The red neck says,” Yeah! I do have a wife!”

The man then finally says,” Then further logic would tell me that you’re most likely heterosexual.”

“I am heterosexual! Man, this is amazing. I’ve gotta try this logic thing out!”

So, the first red neck finally walks out and the other says,
“What did he say?”

The first red neck says,” He said I’ve gotta take English, math, and logic.”

“What’s logic”

The first red neck responds,” Well do ya got a lawn mower?”

“Nah”

"Then that means you're gay."

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Joke of the day

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Is Google male or female?

Female because It doesn't let you finish a sentence before making suggestions.

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A husband and wife were driving their RV across the country and were nearing a town called Kissimmee. They noted the strange spelling and tried to figure out how to pronounce it: KISS-i-me, kiss-I-me, kiss-i-ME.

They grew more and more confused as they drove into town. Because they were hungry, they pulled into a restaurant to get something to eat.

At the counter, the man said to the server: "My wife and I can't figure out how to pronounce the name of this place. will you tell me where we are and say it very slowly so that I can understand?"

The server looked at him and said: "Buuurrrgerrrr Kiiiinnnng."

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Kindle

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Zapotec Civilization

https://www.amazon.com/Zapotec-Civilization-History-Beginning-Mesoamerican-ebook/dp/B07VM8ZG3S/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_5?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=NM4W4C3R4MQEZGKNSQ66

Karl Marx

https://www.amazon.com/Karl-Marx-Life-Beginning-End-ebook/dp/B0778GVWVV/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_8?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=NM4W4C3R4MQEZGKNSQ66

Cleopatra

https://www.amazon.com/Cleopatra-Beginning-Biographies-Women-History-ebook/dp/B0785PQ5D2/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_14?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=NM4W4C3R4MQEZGKNSQ66

George Washington Carver

https://www.amazon.com/George-Washington-Carver-Life-Beginning-ebook/dp/B07CYHBQ4J/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_18?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=NM4W4C3R4MQEZGKNSQ66

Boer War

https://www.amazon.com/Boer-War-History-Beginning-End-ebook/dp/B079NB1XVF/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_26?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=NM4W4C3R4MQEZGKNSQ66

The Fighting Cheyennes

https://www.amazon.com/Fighting-Cheyennes-George-Bird-Grinnell-ebook/dp/B07TQ7FBV2/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_41?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=NM4W4C3R4MQEZGKNSQ66

It Happened in a Flash

https://www.amazon.com/Happened-Flash-Anthology-Bite-Sized-Stories-ebook/dp/B07L5382M5/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_46?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=NM4W4C3R4MQEZGKNSQ66

CHERNOBYL - THE DAWN AFTER:

https://www.amazon.com/CHERNOBYL-Apocalyptic-Aftermath-Nuclear-Disaster-ebook/dp/B07VG5JXZN/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_54?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=AG1WWP129BAGJ5WWD3ME

Wicca Herbal Magic

https://www.amazon.com/Wicca-Herbal-Magic-Practical-Beginners-ebook/dp/B07VF1Z78Z/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_80?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=AG1WWP129BAGJ5WWD3ME

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Thought of the day

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"The great ideological divide is between those who believe that theories should be adjusted to reality and those who believe that reality must be adjusted to fit their theories. Many of the horrors of the 20th century were created by the latter."

~ Thomas Sowell Quotes
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Free Nook Books

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This is a constantly updating list of free Nook Books. The categories are on the left side of the page.



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Joke of the day

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In the unlikely event that you come across two blind guys fighting, how do you make them stop?


Say loudly, "I put my money on the guy with the knife."

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Jokes of the day

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CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980.

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The truth is out there. Anybody got the URL?

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 The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.

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Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there’s Google.

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Wednesday, July 24, 2019

Joke of the day

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Few people know this, but the tiny pocket on your jeans is for your salary.

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Joke of the day

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What is the difference between a "HIPPO" and a "ZIPPO"?


One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.


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Monday, July 22, 2019

Kindle

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Uranprojekt: The History and Legacy of Nazi Germany’s Nuclear Weapons Program during World War II

https://www.amazon.com/Uranprojekt-History-Germanys-Nuclear-Weapons-ebook/dp/B07VFYB2SQ/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_23?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=DXMJZ9W24F4HZN0XWZ9D

The French Mandate for Syria and the Lebanon: The History and Legacy of France’s Administration of the Levant after World War I

https://www.amazon.com/French-Mandate-Syria-Lebanon-Administration-ebook/dp/B07VFR4N8G/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_26?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=DXMJZ9W24F4HZN0XWZ9D

Huitzilopochtli: The History of the Aztec God of War and Human Sacrifice

https://www.amazon.com/Huitzilopochtli-History-Aztec-Human-Sacrifice-ebook/dp/B07VJ61DDX/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_28?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=DXMJZ9W24F4HZN0XWZ9D

The Uighurs: The History and Legacy of the Turkic Muslim Minority Group in Asia

https://www.amazon.com/Uighurs-History-Legacy-Turkic-Minority-ebook/dp/B07VJ2SRWJ/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_30?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=DXMJZ9W24F4HZN0XWZ9D

Glenn Miller: The Life and Legacy of Early 20th Century America’s Most Popular Musician

https://www.amazon.com/Glenn-Miller-Century-Americas-Musician-ebook/dp/B07VGTPGF3/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_32?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=DXMJZ9W24F4HZN0XWZ9D

History for Kids: The Life of Walt Whitman

https://www.amazon.com/History-Kids-Life-Walt-Whitman-ebook/dp/B07VBHQKYJ/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_46?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=DXMJZ9W24F4HZN0XWZ9D

Hitler: World War II (One Hour WW II History Books Book 8)

https://www.amazon.com/Hitler-World-Hour-History-Books-ebook/dp/B07RRTQL46/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_100?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=Q6TJDN0YF0BWYK73QD01

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Joke of the day

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A tipsy lone guy is in a bar with two women sitting on stools next to him, talking animatedly to each other with a thick accent.

He leans into their space and slurs, “Cool accents, are you two ladies from Scotland?”

One of them turns to him with a cold look and says in a chilly tone, “No, Wales.”

So he says ,” Okay , are you two whales from Scotland?”

He didn't remember much after that.

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Kindle

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Emily's Hope

"Wholeheartedly recommend," Catholic Insight Magazine

https://www.amazon.com/Emilys-Hope-Ellen-Gable-ebook/dp/B003JH899A/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

History of Europe 1870-1919

https://www.amazon.com/History-Europe-1870-1919-Charles-Hazen-ebook/dp/B078WVN76T/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

Operation Haystack

https://www.amazon.com/Operation-Haystack-Frank-Herbert-ebook/dp/B07BRGK34D/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=Ozymandias+Press&qid=1563788692&s=digital-text&sr=1-1

Wolfbane

https://www.amazon.com/Wolfbane-Frederik-Pohl-ebook/dp/B07C9S5MDM/ref=sr_1_2?keywords=Ozymandias+Press&qid=1563788692&s=digital-text&sr=1-2

more sci-fi and various works by famous authors:


https://www.amazon.com/Planet-Peril-Venus-Trilogy-Book-ebook/dp/B07BRXRCDW/ref=sr_1_3?keywords=Ozymandias+Press&qid=1563788692&s=digital-text&sr=1-3

https://www.amazon.com/World-That-Couldnt-Be-ebook/dp/B07BXC836D/ref=sr_1_4?keywords=Ozymandias+Press&qid=1563788692&s=digital-text&sr=1-4

https://www.amazon.com/Quest-Sacred-Slipper-Sax-Rohmer-ebook/dp/B07BSBWNFQ/ref=sr_1_5?keywords=Ozymandias+Press&qid=1563788692&s=digital-text&sr=1-5

https://www.amazon.com/Duke-Suburbs-Edgar-Wallace-ebook/dp/B07BS8RM45/ref=sr_1_6?keywords=Ozymandias+Press&qid=1563788692&s=digital-text&sr=1-6

https://www.amazon.com/Lancashire-Witches-William-Ainsworth-ebook/dp/B07BS52FP5/ref=sr_1_7?keywords=Ozymandias+Press&qid=1563788692&s=digital-text&sr=1-7

https://www.amazon.com/Profits-Religion-Upton-Sinclair-ebook/dp/B07BS5VH6B/ref=sr_1_9?keywords=Ozymandias+Press&qid=1563788692&s=digital-text&sr=1-9

https://www.amazon.com/Lions-Brood-Duffield-Osborne-ebook/dp/B07BS6DZX7/ref=sr_1_10?keywords=Ozymandias+Press&qid=1563788692&s=digital-text&sr=1-10

https://www.amazon.com/Death-Gods-Dmitry-Merezhkovsky-ebook/dp/B07BRWTW45/ref=sr_1_12?keywords=Ozymandias+Press&qid=1563788692&s=digital-text&sr=1-12

https://www.amazon.com/Valley-Croen-Lee-Tarbell-ebook/dp/B07C9S2RTY/ref=sr_1_13?keywords=Ozymandias+Press&qid=1563788692&s=digital-text&sr=1-13

https://www.amazon.com/Great-War-Carlton-Hayes-ebook/dp/B07BS6S4L5/ref=sr_1_15?keywords=Ozymandias+Press&qid=1563788692&s=digital-text&sr=1-15

https://www.amazon.com/Banner-Bull-Rafael-Sabatini-ebook/dp/B07BS5MKZ6/ref=sr_1_16?keywords=Ozymandias+Press&qid=1563788692&s=digital-text&sr=1-16

https://www.amazon.com/Fortunes-Fool-Rafael-Sabatini-ebook/dp/B078WWSGKL/ref=sr_1_21?keywords=Ozymandias+Press&qid=1563789039&s=digital-text&sr=1-21

https://www.amazon.com/Age-Sargon-II-Albert-Olmstead-ebook/dp/B07BRZQ3SV/ref=sr_1_22?keywords=Ozymandias+Press&qid=1563789039&s=digital-text&sr=1-22

https://www.amazon.com/History-Great-American-Fortunes-Gustavus-ebook/dp/B07942YXSB/ref=sr_1_23?keywords=Ozymandias+Press&qid=1563789039&s=digital-text&sr=1-23

https://www.amazon.com/Joyful-Wisdom-Friedrich-Nietzsche-ebook/dp/B07BZQMTNG/ref=sr_1_24?keywords=Ozymandias+Press&qid=1563789039&s=digital-text&sr=1-24

https://www.amazon.com/Rebels-Red-Planet-Charles-Fontenay-ebook/dp/B07988669S/ref=sr_1_25?keywords=Ozymandias+Press&qid=1563789039&s=digital-text&sr=1-25

https://www.amazon.com/History-Utah-Hubert-Bancroft-ebook/dp/B079543QBZ/ref=sr_1_26?keywords=Ozymandias+Press&qid=1563789039&s=digital-text&sr=1-26

https://www.amazon.com/Lords-Stratosphere-Arthur-Burks-ebook/dp/B078Y9BR87/ref=sr_1_27?keywords=Ozymandias+Press&qid=1563789039&s=digital-text&sr=1-27

https://www.amazon.com/Looking-Backward-2000-Edward-Bellamy-ebook/dp/B078XLP48D/ref=sr_1_28?keywords=Ozymandias+Press&qid=1563789039&s=digital-text&sr=1-28


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Joke of the day

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What do a divorce in the deep south and a tornado have in common ?


Someone's gonna lose their trailer.

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Saturday, July 20, 2019

Joke of the day

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There are 6 people on a boat and 7 cigarettes but they don't have a lighter, so how do they smoke?





They throw a cigarette overboard and now the boat's a cigarette lighter.


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Joke of the day

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If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock. Now that's humerous.


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Free Nook Books

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