Sookie's Birthday Surprise

 . . . TOXIC . . Some folks put the "hell" in hello And the "good" in goodbye They can't help it I avoid them  I can...

 . . . THE MACHETE OF PHILOSOPHY . . The character and content of my life Changed when I changed the character and content  Of the thoughts ...

 . . . DEVIL FOOD  . . Oh wow! You want to lose weight So you think of the steps you must take You come up with plans you will make But then...

 . . . WHAT I ASSUME ABOUT YOU . . You are doing the best you can When you learn how to do something better You do it better , , You do thin...

 . . . NO GPS IN WONDERLAND . . Down the rabbit hole little Alice fell  Until she landed in a topsy turvey heap There were many new worlds t...

 . . . WIN WIN WINTER . . I have begun wearing things that are thermal Putting oil on anything dermal Lip balm for chapped lips A long coat ...

 . . . TWADDLE . . In the Land of Foolishness and Nonsense The person with a lick of common sense Will have an intellectual advantage And ca...