Sookie's Birthday Surprise

 . . . What do you call a cat between two buildings? An alley cat ============== Who is a copycat’s best friend? A mockingbird =============...

 . . . What do you get when you mix a black dog with a white dog? A greyhound ======================= Why was the cat scared of the tree? Be...

 . . . A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly. A bar was...

 . . . The teacher asks Harry: "What is the closest, Australia or the moon?" Harry, "The moon of course!" Teacher, ...

 . . . Teacher: “Do you listen to your father or your mother more?” Pupil: “My mother.” Teacher: “Why?” Pupil: “Because she talks more.” ===...

 . . . child went to when to a shop selling greeting cards. Sales clerk: "What do you want?" Child: "A 'Get well soon-...

 . . . “Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”  ― Narcotics Anonymous What has 4 legs but ...