Sookie's Birthday Surprise

. . . What did the ghost teacher say to his class? Take a look at the board and I'll go through it again. ============ What did the s...

. . . Wife: I feel like I look old today. Can you please give me a compliment to brighten up my day? Husband: You have excellent eyesigh...

. . . How do you prevent a Summer cold? Catch it in the Winter! ===================== Two lumps of coal were talking at work. "I ...

. . . "People observe the colors of a day only at its beginnings and ends, but to me it's quite clear that a day merges through ...

. . . Elsa: Hey Toni, did you know, I was on a diet for a month! Toni: Oh yeah? How much did you lose? Elsa: I lost 30 days! =========...

. . . How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it! ================== What can go up a chimney down, but not down a chimney up? An umbrella ===...

. . . Light travels faster than sound; this is why some people appear to be intelligent until they open their mouth. ============== My da...