Sookie's Birthday Surprise

. . . Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, “Do you know how to drive this thing?” =========================== When does the...

. . . "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from." — Cormac McCarthy . . .

. . . A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are throwing darts. The biologist throws a dart and misses 5ft to the left, the chemist ...

. . . What do you call a chubby pumpkin? A plumpkin ------------------------ What did one fairy say to the other? Do you believe in peopl...

. . . <(~_~)> - White Hairs One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She su...

. . . Why don't birds read instruction manuals? They like to wing it. ---------------- What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Ca...

. . . Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? A: Odor in the court! =================== What does a baby gho...