Sookie's Birthday Surprise

. . . What is a cat's favorite color? 　 Purrr-ple ==================== The leopard wanted to play hide and seek with the kid...

. . . "Bruce, list me five things that contain milk." "Okay — cheese, butter, cream and .. um ....two cows!" =...

. . . Little Jennifer didn’t feel like going to school so she called the school principal. Jennifer: "Hello, I’m calling to infor...

. . . (^_^) - Long Cold Winter It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was goin...

. . . Teacher: “Okay, Otto, use the word ‘firefighter’ in a sentence.” Otto: “The firefighter ran down the stairs pregnant.” Teacher:...

. . . Joe- What you doing? Sam -I am writing a letter. Joe- To whom? Sam - To me. Joe -And what are you writing about? ...

. . . The teacher asks Harry: "What is the closest, Australia or the moon?" Harry, "The moon of course!" Teach...