Sookie's Birthday Surprise

. . . The Marine Drill Instructor noticed a new recruit and barked at him, `Get your butt over here ! What's your name?" ...

. . . How can whales hear each other miles away? They use herring aids! ===================== How can you guarantee straight A...

. . . Girl: My cat swallowed a ball of wool! Teacher: Oh no! What happened? Girl: She had mittens! =============== Have you got ...

. . . Aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know that so it goes on flying anyway.  ~...

. . . How do elephants cheer each other up when they are sick? With a ‘Get Well-ephant’ card! ================ How did the octopus set u...

. . . Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Wom...

. . . "Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain." . . .