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A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost his cigarettes.

In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump.

"No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes," he said to himself. He proceeded to get out his hammer and flattened the hump.

As he was cleaning up, the lady came in. "Here," she said, handling him his pack of cigarettes. "I found them in the hallway."

"Now," she said, "if only I could find the Rolex watch my husband just gave me for our anniversary."

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https://www.nookaudiobooks.com/audiobook/34941/summerhouse-the

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Sunrises to Santiago: Searching for Purpose on the Camino de Santiago

https://www.amazon.com/Sunrises-Santiago-Searching-Purpose-Camino-ebook/dp/B00YPHZZEU/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

The Complete Harvard Classics

https://www.amazon.com/Complete-Harvard-Classics-Shelf-Fiction-ebook/dp/B07X1QMTQJ/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_15?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=EQ6M5DT5Q4J1S2V473R9

Vincent van Gogh

https://www.amazon.com/Vincent-van-Gogh-Beginning-Biographies-ebook/dp/B07BFW6M1G/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_26?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=EQ6M5DT5Q4J1S2V473R9

The Last Of The Many

https://www.amazon.com/Last-Many-David-Green-ebook/dp/B07WK7Y3W1/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

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Before the Pilgrims: the Untold History before Jamestown and Plymouth

https://www.amazon.com/Before-Pilgrims-History-Jamestown-Plymouth-ebook/dp/B07TSM5XR2/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

William Wallace

https://www.amazon.com/William-Wallace-Life-Beginning-End-ebook/dp/B07X2K2LSM/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_6?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=MR6QCRWKQEBH3KJSRZPB

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B&N Free Friday Selection

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Coming Home

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/coming-home-audrey-wick/1128841832?ean=2940162048701

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Joke of the day

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How do crazy people go through the forest?

They take the psycho path.

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https://www.nookaudiobooks.com/audiobook/115442/ted-talks

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This is a constantly updating list of free Nook Books. The categories are on the left side of the page.

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/b/nook-books/free-ebooks/_/N-8qaZry0

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The House on the Borderland

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00KWPSOP6/ref=dbs_a_def_rwt_hsch_vapi_tkin_p1_i1

Wicca Herbal Magic: How to Use Wiccan Herbal Magic with Herbal Spells and Essential Oils (Wiccan World Book 2)

https://www.amazon.com/Wicca-Herbal-Magic-Wiccan-Essential-ebook/dp/B07WPYDLK7/ref=tmm_other_meta_binding_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

Hope of Ages Past: An Epic Novel of Faith, Love, and the Thirty Years War

https://www.amazon.com/Hope-Ages-Past-Novel-Thirty-ebook/dp/B07CKQGMRF/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

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Tsar Nicholas II: A Life From Beginning to End

https://www.amazon.com/Tsar-Nicholas-II-Life-Beginning-ebook/dp/B0788KV4HF/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

A Peculiar Treasure: The Enduring Legacy of Herbert & Loma Armstrong

https://www.amazon.com/Peculiar-Treasure-Enduring-Herbert-Armstrong-ebook/dp/B07RYR2K9D/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=A+Peculiar+Treasure%3A+The+Enduring+Legacy+of+Herbert+%26+Loma+Armstrong&qid=1567115211&s=digital-text&sr=1-1

A Crash Course in American Law

https://www.amazon.com/Crash-Course-American-Law-ebook/dp/B00W6PY2S8/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

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What do you get if you cross a black dog and a white dog?

A greyhound!

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Great selection today!!!

https://www.nookaudiobooks.com/audiobook/69681/rebel-yell

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Killers In Mascara (1980s Murder Mysteries Book 1)

https://www.amazon.com/Killers-Mascara-Romantic-Murder-Mysteries-ebook/dp/B004QTOFWU/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

Potassium Power: Beyond Bananas

https://www.amazon.com/Potassium-Power-Bananas-Valeria-Ray-ebook/dp/B07T9LKX6F/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_50?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=PD22TKYMD0Q6YKD5W9WQ

Hirohito: A Life From Beginning to End

https://www.amazon.com/Hirohito-Life-Beginning-Hourly-History-ebook/dp/B07L59XPTH/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_92?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=3Z8V5DYFPCH0BX55HQFC

The Adventure Collection

https://www.amazon.com/Adventure-Collection-Treasure-Gullivers-Adventures-ebook/dp/B07X3NQ1BF/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_95?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=3Z8V5DYFPCH0BX55HQFC

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The Carolingian Empire

https://www.amazon.com/Carolingian-Empire-Captivating-Dynasty-Charlemagne-ebook/dp/B07WPM34H8/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

Titanic 1912: The original news reporting

https://www.amazon.com/Titanic-1912-original-reporting-sinking-ebook/dp/B007PDKGL8/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

ADOLF HITLER AND JOSEPH STALIN

https://www.amazon.com/ADOLF-HITLER-JOSEPH-STALIN-Collection-ebook/dp/B07N53WMFL/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

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What do you get if you cross a canary and a 50-foot long snake?


A sing-a-long!


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https://www.nookaudiobooks.com/audiobook/139324/pale-blue-dot

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Crystal Healing for Beginners

https://www.amazon.com/Crystal-Healing-Beginners-Properties-protection-ebook/dp/B07TQDPZDL/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

The Ice Mask

https://www.amazon.com/Ice-Mask-Richard-Woodman-ebook/dp/B0108K5OAC/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

Geospatial Concepts: The Fundamentals of Geospatial Science

https://www.amazon.com/Geospatial-Concepts-Fundamentals-Science-ebook/dp/B07SKZJYQ5/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

Cooking Burma

https://www.amazon.com/Collection-Most-Authentic-Flavors-Burma-ebook/dp/B07TJJ1BL3/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_57?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=GYJCYRYM7PGDE8P3HE8A

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What's the longest piece of furniture in the world?


The multiplication table.

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What's the biggest room in the world?


The room for improvement.

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https://www.nookaudiobooks.com/audiobook/35131/web-of-evil

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Rediscovering Bean Soup: 30 Joyful Bean Soup Recipes

https://www.amazon.com/Rediscovering-Bean-Soup-Joyful-Recipes-ebook/dp/B07T8RHSC1/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

Gypsy Giraffe: Travel Tales from India

https://www.amazon.com/Gypsy-Giraffe-Travel-Tales-India-ebook/dp/B01MT4CDUR/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

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https://www.nookaudiobooks.com/audiobook/148194/skullsworn

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Joke of the day

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A policeman pulled a car over and told the driver, who was wearing his seatbelt, he had won $5,000 dollars in the seat belt competition.

"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.

"Well, I guess I'm going to get a drivers license", he answered.

"Oh, don't listen to him," said a woman in the passenger seat, "He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."

Then the guy in the backseat said, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."

At that moment there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"

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Dead Weight (Three Oaks Book 11)

https://www.amazon.com/Dead-Weight-Three-Oaks-Book-ebook/dp/B07TBL4ZPK/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

Illegal Tender (Three Oaks Book 12)

https://www.amazon.com/Illegal-Tender-Three-Oaks-Book-ebook/dp/B07TMYBMCB/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

The Dudleys of Budleigh: An East Devon Cosy Mystery (East Devon Cosy Mysteries Book 2)

https://www.amazon.com/Dudleys-Budleigh-Devon-Mystery-Mysteries-ebook/dp/B07W4M9GMS/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

1500 Eternal Masterpieces Of Fairy Tales

https://www.amazon.com/1500-Eternal-Masterpieces-Fairy-Tales-ebook/dp/B07X29X9PQ/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_3?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=R1VTJBC6NNA7CZKJW5Y9

Complete Works of Robert E. Howard

https://www.amazon.com/Complete-Works-Robert-Howard-ebook/dp/B07X1DN3JV/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_6?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=R1VTJBC6NNA7CZKJW5Y9

Victor L. Whitechurch: The Mysteries Collection

https://www.amazon.com/Victor-L-Whitechurch-Mysteries-Collection-ebook/dp/B07WYVFFM5/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_8?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=R1VTJBC6NNA7CZKJW5Y9

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https://www.nookaudiobooks.com/audiobook/33487/chill-factor

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Intersex

https://www.amazon.com/Intersex-terrible-secret-Johnson-family-ebook/dp/B07VNTWSNS/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

Mystery

https://www.amazon.com/Murder-Mystery-Collection-Bruce-Beckham-ebook/dp/B00D1V0X1G/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

Wicca Altar Magic

https://www.amazon.com/Wicca-Altar-Magic-Practitioner-Meditation-ebook/dp/B07WDR5YLX/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

Founding Fathers

https://www.amazon.com/Founding-Fathers-Captivating-Washington-Jefferson-ebook/dp/B07WVZC6PM/ref=tmm_other_meta_binding_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

The Lost City of Ubar

https://www.amazon.com/Lost-City-Ubar-History-Atlantis-ebook/dp/B07WT73TC2/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_26?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=4R0S5ZKQK0NFV33TEJ6A

Nimrud: The History and Legacy

https://www.amazon.com/Nimrud-History-Legacy-Ancient-Assyrian-ebook/dp/B07WT8LGVM/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_34?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=4R0S5ZKQK0NFV33TEJ6A

The Charms of Miss O'Hara: Tales of Gone With the Wind & the Golden Age of Hollywood from Scarlett's Little Sister

https://www.amazon.com/Charms-Miss-OHara-Hollywood-Scarletts-ebook/dp/B00KN6H1LM/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

The Assyrian Empire

https://www.amazon.com/Assyrian-Empire-Thrilling-Assyrians-Mesopotamia-ebook/dp/B07S9T6DSX/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_43?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=4R0S5ZKQK0NFV33TEJ6A

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Joke of the day

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A 17-year-old boy who works part-time at Pizza Hut drives up to park in front of the house in a beautiful Porsche.

Naturally, his parents know that there’s no way he earned enough with his after-school job to buy such a car.

“Where did you get that car?” his mom and dad screamed in shock.

“I bought it today,” replied the teen calmly.

“With what money young man?” his mom demands. “We know how much a Porsche costs and you cannot afford it!”

“Well, it’s used and I got a good deal” says the boy, “This one cost me 20 dollars.”

“Who on earth would sell a car like that for 20 dollars?!”

“The woman up the street,” the boy replies. “I don’t know her name–she just moved in.
She ordered a pizza and when I delivered it to her, she asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for 20 dollars.”

The boy’s dad and mom hurry over to their new neighbor’s house, ready to demand an explanation.

Curiously, their new neighbor is calmly planting flowers in her front yard.

“I’m the father of the kid you just sold a sports car to for $20,” the dad says. “I need an explanation from you!”

“Well,” the woman says, not looking up from her garden. “This morning I got a phone call from my husband. I thought he was on a business trip in Florida, but it seems he has run off to Hawaii with his secretary and doesn’t intend to come back.”

“What on earth does that have to do with selling our son a Porsche for $20?” The boy’s mom asks, utterly perplexed.

The new neighbor smiles very big, and pauses for a minute. “Well, my husband asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money.
So I did...

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The African Dream: A Revolutionary Rebellion (A Historical Fiction based on The Anglo Ashanti Wars (1824-1901),British Colonization, and The First Country To Gain Independence In Africa -Ghana)


https://www.amazon.com/African-Dream-Revolutionary-Colonization-Independence-ebook/dp/B07VNQHGNH/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

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https://www.nookaudiobooks.com/audiobook/183518/here-we-lie

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Joke of the day

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The Pope


After getting all of The Pope's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver in New York City notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb. "Excuse a-me, Your Holiness," says the driver, "Would you please-a take-a your seat so we can-a leave?"

"Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today."

"I'm-a sorry but I cannot-a let you do that. I'd-a lose-a my job! And what if-a something should-a happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning.

"There might be something extra in it for you, "says the Pope.

Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph.

"Please a- slow down, Your Holiness!!!" pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.

"Oh, dear God, I'm-a gonna lose a my license," moans the driver.

The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.

"I need-a to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher.

The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going a hundred and five.

"So bust him," says the Chief.

"I don't a think we wanna do that, he's a-really important," said the cop.

The Chief exclaimed," All the more reason!"

"No, I mean a really important," said the cop.

The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?"

Cop: "Bigger."

Chief: "Governor?"

Cop: "Bigger."

Chief: "President?"

Cop: "Bigger"

"Bigger than the President? - ridiculous," said the Chief, "Who is it?"

Cop: "I think it's God!"

Chief: "What makes you think it's God?"

Cop: "He's got the Pope as a chauffeur!!"

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Daily updated list of free cozy mysteries: (go to "newest")

https://www.goodreads.com/topic/show/19746628-cozies-on-the-kindle----free-special-priced-cont?order=a&page=18


How to Become a Spy: A Guide to Developing Spy Skills and Joining the Elite Underworld of Secret Agents and Spy Operatives

https://www.amazon.com/How-Become-Spy-Developing-Underworld-ebook/dp/B00TBX4RM4/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

The Crockpot Cookbook

https://www.amazon.com/Crockpot-Cookbook-Slow-Cooker-Recipes-Family-ebook/dp/B07TBN24D5/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

Effortless Puree Cooking: 30 Easy & Delicious Pureed Recipe Fit for all Ages


https://www.amazon.com/Effortless-Puree-Cooking-Delicious-Pureed-ebook/dp/B07VCJX5YL/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

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B&N Free Friday

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https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-year-of-the-knife-g-d-penman/1126047119?ean=9780996626293&fbclid=IwAR3QP8i6EDeZIpYGJvRTREHZRMz2xseWtu4rFulHF8bpBbFnp5DjoIjiGug


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Joke of the day

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I went into a pet shop and asked for a dozen bees. The clerk gave me 13. I told him that was one more than I asked for. He said it was a freebie.


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